Rubber Pirate

When you put a condom on one of your legs and proceed to hobble towards your lover groaning and yelling Argh whilst plundering her booty.

John: Hey man i was doing the rubber pirate all night!
Jack: Did you Plunder her booty?

by rockmetler March 03, 2012

Pirate Ship

When you have jalapeno poppers and you have to shit so badly you roll down the window and fire at the car next to you.

1: Yo I gotta shit
2: But we’re in the car!
1: Im bouta pirate ship the fuckers next to us if you don’t pull your ass over
2: Go for it bro

by TheHoseDragger December 16, 2018

Pirate Ship

Oral sex position where the man lies on his back and the woman sits/crouches above his head, knees either side of his head. She then proceeds to swing her muff back and forth onto his face for oral pleasure. Like the motion of a fairground pirate ship.

My girlfriend got a little out of hand last night and gave me the pirate ship. My face still stinks like Spanish ham.

by leede March 06, 2015

Crown the pirate

When a man goes for a woman's back door during intercourse without permission, she punches him in the eye, then holds him down and takes a dump on his head making sure that it looks like a crown.

Dude, last night, Rachel got pissed at John when he got the wrong hole so she crowned the pirate.

I sure hope Rachel doesn't crown the pirate again.

by Corporalcupcake November 12, 2010

Pirate Of the Caribbean

When one self loads munchkins into their anus, takes laxative and proceeds to shoot eat munchkin out of their asshole.

Yo!!! Did you see Tyler being a pirate of the caribbean?
He was launching those cannon balls.

by BMX_RIder_6969 December 11, 2019

pirate bath

A phrase used by a mother to a disgusting child (usually male) who refuses to bath or wash. in the misguided hope that her evil-smelling little darling -who believes he wants to be a pirate if her grows up- will remove just a little of the filth and grime which has accumulated and become in some small way acceptable to others.

Mommy said "have a pirate bath because that is how Pirates wash" and the beastly little creature believed her.

by Mo Lincs January 27, 2010

Puddle pirate

1)term used to describe USCG

Puddle Pirates are the cunt of the US armed forces

by L’âne May 22, 2019