Pirate Of the Caribbean

When one self loads munchkins into their anus, takes laxative and proceeds to shoot eat munchkin out of their asshole.

Yo!!! Did you see Tyler being a pirate of the caribbean?
He was launching those cannon balls.

by BMX_RIder_6969 December 10, 2019

pirates den

Taking 2 dicks in the same hole, applies to both men and women

He had 2 guys come home with him and make him into a pirates den.

by NodickRick January 10, 2018

Butt Pirate

One who is homeless or has low income and can't afford cigarettes. They go and scrounge for used cigarette butts in communal ashtrays. Primarily in front of restaurants and public areas.

Damn, that butt pirate is back! He emptied the tray yesterday. I have to tell the manager of the restaurant to get him to leave.

by WordMaker1998 November 3, 2019

Pirate Ship

When you have jalapeno poppers and you have to shit so badly you roll down the window and fire at the car next to you.

1: Yo I gotta shit
2: But we’re in the car!
1: Im bouta pirate ship the fuckers next to us if you don’t pull your ass over
2: Go for it bro

by TheHoseDragger December 16, 2018

Butt Pirate

One who likes to raid and or invade someones Butt (butt or ass hole) against their will in a barbarick and aggress way like pirates used to do to ships that were not theirs.

Adam is such a Butt Pirate because he likes to fuck steve in his ass.

by McKane January 15, 2015

pirate bath

A phrase used by a mother to a disgusting child (usually male) who refuses to bath or wash. in the misguided hope that her evil-smelling little darling -who believes he wants to be a pirate if her grows up- will remove just a little of the filth and grime which has accumulated and become in some small way acceptable to others.

Mommy said "have a pirate bath because that is how Pirates wash" and the beastly little creature believed her.

by Mo Lincs January 26, 2010

Puddle pirate

1)term used to describe USCG

Puddle Pirates are the cunt of the US armed forces

by L’âne May 22, 2019