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pirate shower

Getting showered in eyepatches rum and cum
I gave her a pirate shower last night cost me $35
by cDickAnge January 3, 2016
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pirate studying

Studying with one eye due to an injury to your other eye. Commonly occurs when you get an unexpected eye injury the night before an exam or test, so you have no choice but to study. The injury can come from sports or, if you are a girl or a gay male, from getting a cumshot right in ur eye when trying to loosen up ur special someone before the test u both have.
Natalie: How did you write your exam after that soccer injury last night?
André: Oh, I was just pirate studying last night so that I'd be ready.
by The Great Frenchy June 26, 2010
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Pirates Flintlock

The practice of inserting your index finger and middle finger into the anus of a woman whilst rubbing her clitoris vigorously with your thumb, forming the shape of an 18th century flintlock pistol whilst making her go "Arrrrrrrr" like a pirate.
Last night my wife asked me to give her the Pirates Flintlock. It was like been in bed with Long John Silver.
by Slimy Slitter August 2, 2016
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Love-pirate

Noun:
1. One who leads on others in a way that suggests they only do it for the thrill.
2. One who manipulates others for attention and love.
3. A skank
"OMG, did you see how she was coming on to him?"
"I know! She is such a love-pirate."
by RKaDe March 15, 2009
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Pirate Ship

When you have jalapeno poppers and you have to shit so badly you roll down the window and fire at the car next to you.
1: Yo I gotta shit
2: But we’re in the car!
1: Im bouta pirate ship the fuckers next to us if you don’t pull your ass over
2: Go for it bro
by TheHoseDragger December 16, 2018
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pirate bath

A phrase used by a mother to a disgusting child (usually male) who refuses to bath or wash. in the misguided hope that her evil-smelling little darling -who believes he wants to be a pirate if her grows up- will remove just a little of the filth and grime which has accumulated and become in some small way acceptable to others.
Mommy said "have a pirate bath because that is how Pirates wash" and the beastly little creature believed her.
by Mo Lincs January 26, 2010
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The Hairy Pirates

The dopest-arse gaming cool clan that this earth has ever seen. They are so good, they will kick your arse.
Example:
Renegade-Gamers: "We really got our arses kicked by the Hairy Pirates.@
by thehairypirates March 2, 2004
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