the bitch sat down, took out a playgirl, and started rubbing off
she rubbed off so hard she got carpal tunnel syndrome
she rubbed off so hard she got carpal tunnel syndrome
by tnerual October 17, 2006
Today when I shook my chocolate milk, after 20 minutes it turned white thanks to the jack off motion.
by Anonymous October 29, 2003
by Brown Sugar March 19, 2003
to look and porn and pop a woody, get some lotion, put a generous amount on your main hand (sometimes other hand if youre looking at porn on internet or computer), grip your penis, then move your hand rapidly up and down the shaft of your penis.
spank the monkey, choke the chicken, beat the meat, yank the yak, masturbate, wank off, whack off, etc.
by sean paul? June 02, 2003
by inflateable June 26, 2004
"Cut offs" or "cut off jeans" are the names that are given to jeans that have been cut, usually D.I.Y, into shorts. They can be loose or they can be tight,and the length of the cut offs generally does not go past the knee. They can be worn by both guys and girls and typically are made from old pairs of jeans or jeans bought from a second hand clothing store.
by smally69 January 10, 2008