Your mom

An insult that can be used to answer any question.

Bill: "What's as big as a house and is black and blue all over?"

Jim: "Your mom."

by Tim Allen September 21, 2003

Your mom

the answer to just about any question for the people you hate... warning my example is only a reason to show people the ultamite comback to your mom

"keep my mom out of this, (point at what what is probably the smallest bit o nads in history... your own)and i'll keep this out of your mom!"

by Dj Masta Cheez September 26, 2004

Your brittney

When a girl is going comando and accidently flashes herself while out in public.

Becareful getting out of the car, you wouldnt want anyone to see your brittney.

by Sarbec Mel November 4, 2007

Your Death

*Gasp* A chixX0r at GAT City and Project Mayhem!

Damn sexy too...

Hey YD, wanna mbate?

by That chick in the corner October 26, 2003

your retarded

An extremely lame joke that is 1% irony and 99% gay.

"Why does your shirt say, 'Your retarded'?"
"OmGzzz you d0nt get it???"
"That joke sucks"

by albinoboy December 6, 2006

your face

The best comback ever created

Joseph: Luke, you are such a frieken fag!
Luke: Your face is such a frieken fag!

by pieman11 June 15, 2007

your mom

a commonly used "come back".

thomas:how do you like my new coat? i think it fits me soo good!
sarah:oh god. my boner just died
thomas:YOUR MOM!
sarah:oh. good one.

by kimia delonge. December 22, 2004