KEI SI

means i’m dead in zopau! (“im dead” is used to express laughter)
kei= im, si=dead

someone: mama farted in class today and in smelt like eggs

u: HAHAHA KEI SI

by saratonin April 15, 2023

key west breakfast

A non-traditional breakfast that includes a cup of coffee and smoking a joint or some other method of ingesting marijuana.

I love to start my Sunday mornings with a delicious, Key West Breakfast.

by Suz Kitten June 18, 2023

Kei

Supreme being. Amazing at almost anything. Extremely long shlong. Everybody wants to be friends with a Kei. Incredibly handsome, beautiful, gorgeous. Above everybody else.

Why is Kei so hot.

Kei is better than everybody else fr.

Timmy, Santiago look its Kei!!

by Tsuyuyuyu November 23, 2021

keys without the e

another way to say "kill yourself."

keys - e = kys

Said as an alternative in order to avoid the comment filter and you still need to get your point across.

A:"Game is game."

B:"keys without the e"

by hughjasshole February 2, 2024

krhissie kei

Krhissie Kei is a name. You should stay away or else you will be in love to her eyes forever. She is strong and independent women who has a small brain, however she's pretty enough to make your day more lovely and exciting. She have a boyfriend named Nathaniel a good looking and fluffy person that she love the most.

Me: Hi Krhissie Kei have you eaten?
Her: No, I haven't pa.

by DoofenSmirthzxc June 9, 2021

elyana keys

elyana keys is the sexiest person you wil ever meet. she gets with 14 year olds called mitchell. VERY VIOLENT. she hits people. horse girl. neigh. everyone loves her and she is the life of the party. she also gets high on caffiene. she is very loud and will never shut up.

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ow who hit me? oh that was elyana keys.

by welovemitchellstoes234 November 21, 2022

Keyed-board

After a night out, spent drunk and alone, you retreat to the computer to blog about your agony. Typing your heart out and dripping tears and vomit all over your keyboard.

Comes from the word keyed

I'm so lonely i don't have anyone to talk to about my keyed-board.

by MirMuhFuca November 21, 2009