cold cunt shunt

a cold cunt shunt is the insertion of a hard penis in a tight very cold dry vagina

liam: i cold cunt shunted jenny hard last night she was so dry i got friction burns
ben: daym

by ben loughrey October 21, 2006

Cold Play Fan

1.A person who excessively wears beanies and would probably climb Mount Everest

Roman is such a Cold Play Fan, sometimes I wish he’d just take off his beanie and reveal his hair.

by Boopityscoopity February 5, 2019

Cold beer passer

Official title, usually for a young child, a girlfriend/spouse, or that lame nigga in the crew, whose sole purpose is to pass beer around to you and/or your friends. This title is highly exercised during games or when the guys are chillin at the crib.

She is my cold beer passer!

My lil boy takes great pride in his job as my cold beer passer.

Honey, don't get mad at me, you know you're my one and only...cold beer passer

by Banks3321 July 23, 2009

Cold piece of work

An overly demanding or difficult person.

Damn, she's a cold piece of work.

by ybalagian September 20, 2009

cold nose treatment

Being woken up at night by your dogs cold nose on your back, crotch, or neck.

Tater gave me the cold nose treatment this morning, so I tossed him off the bed.

by Dirty Nick January 13, 2006

Funky Cold Medina

A common Indica, Sativa hybrid strain of marijuana. Notoriously referenced by 90's rapper Tone Loc in his song named as such.

Hey Mike, pass me some of that funky cold medina.

by HildaHernandez June 4, 2020

Stone cold fuck

When you charm the pants off a girl (literally)and during intercourse and ejaculation, you show no emotion and make no sounds. When finished, you immediately put your clothes on and leave without another word.

Purpose: Mess with a bitch's mind.

I met this girl was hot but a real bitch. I stone cold fucked her and hopefully I ruined her hopes in ever finding true love.

by rudeboyRZ January 21, 2009