Noah

The kid that kicks everyone’s

Noah is gay

by No u no u no u no u February 18, 2020

Noah

Noah is kind, loyal, and funny, but he is very self conscious. Noah is always there for you but almost no one seems to be there for him. Sometimes he can be dirty minded but in a funny way. Noah is outgoing and caring, but can pull up and insult or a fist if he needs to. Speaking of fists Noah is not afraid to get in a fight rather more afraid of the consequence after. Noah loves movies and video games but doesn't have a huge love for books. Noah loves sports his favorites being soccer and football. Noah is also very good at math but struggles with English. Noah doesn't look the best but his personality makes up for it and that's why people like him.

Hey look its noah

Meh hes alright

by Goalyboy42 February 19, 2020

Noah

Breathtaking.

I would love for my boyfriend to be more noah.

by realmafaggadude February 21, 2020

Noah

A simp

-hey noah, can you buy me a drink please(girl 15) -Yes, of course i will(Noah)

by magnus1408 February 26, 2020

Noah

The biggest simp you will ever meet, also fucking obese

Noah: hey my love, I hope you have a swell day
Evan: stop simpin you lil bitch

by Jack Phil February 29, 2020

Noah

A simp who carries around a Yahtzee machine. Also plays a lot of games.

Person 1: Hey, did you see that guy playing Yahtzee over there

Person 2: Yeah. He is such a Noah

Noah: UUUUUHHHHHHHH!!!!! I AM A DUMB NOAH!1!!!!!11!

by Noahisasimp March 5, 2020

Noah Christian Park

A boy with this full name is one of the funniest people you will ever meet. He is very funny and not to mention HOT, he’s really nice and will always be there for you. He is very popular and has lots of friends. Never reject a Noah.

Omg Noah Christian Park is soooooo 🥵!
Omg Ik!!
I’m going to ask him out today.

by Poop.pee March 5, 2020