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Your mum

1. An abbreviation of the British comeback phrase "Suck your mum"
2. A snarky response to a roast. As if to say "No, your mom is"
1.Friend(if you have one): "Your gay"

You: "Your mum"
2.Friend(if you have one): "Are you on crack?"
You: "Your mom"
by AnxiousCow July 27, 2020
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ariyans mum

no one is hotter then ariyans mum
by rubyz4271 December 5, 2021
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Nicks mum

A Nicks mum is a term used for a woman that is a prostitute based in wickford, a nicks mum usually spends a lot of her earnings on replacement red light bulbs or replacement battery’s for her doorbell
Tom: “nicks mum”
James: “nicks mum”
George: “fuck me the traffics bad today”
James: “that’s the queue for nicks mum”
by Unknown Unknown Unknown Unknow November 8, 2022
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Ur mum

ur mum is a milf
by Mother fuckee June 21, 2021
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Mum Face

A person with a face like a mum or dinner lady; typically plain, old or generally unprepossessing.

Mum Face (n) or Mum Faced (adj) // Mom Faced (U.S)
Boy #1: That girl has a really hot body.

Boy #2: Yeah, but she's totally mum faced.
by PeaHead October 22, 2013
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Your Mum

by ImATonk April 10, 2020
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Mum joke

A mum joke is similar to a dad joke, except it either doesn't land, isn't funny, or is trying too hard.
"Why is a computer so smart?
Because it listens to its motherboard."

-Oh that is such a mum joke!
by CallofClicky February 16, 2022
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