Ur Mum Gey

A very well meme put in YTP's, This is LITTERALLY one of best insults you could use in Dream SMP, And a good way to be called a simp and have a comeback using the fact that you probably ARE a simp.

Friend: I've seen watch you've been lately, and 10/10 you're a simp
You: If the following is true then. UR MUM GEY
Friend: No! That is untrue
You: THEN TAKE THAT BACK!

by Danny Anims on YT January 24, 2021

ur mum

Your hot mum that comes to my house every night for adult playtime 😩

Me: I’m having a kid with ur mum
You: WTF

by ash_slays October 24, 2023

Mum

She is The only One that will make you feel safe...She is the one who loves you when it's hard for you..Sometimes your mom will be there instead of dad.
And When you say you hate your mum... You don't mean that.

Mum Is the best.
LOVE YOUR MUM NO MATTER WHAT

by Love your mom No matter what November 27, 2017

Your Mum

Also known as entity 976. This is a term to describe obese or fat. This has been used by armed americans 8000 times at a minimum a day.

"Oh look its entity 976!"
"do you mean that obese 14 yr old?"
"Yes."
This defines the meaning of your mum in a very realistic way"

by DOOMBOI (I exist) April 10, 2024

MUM

A funny name to call your mom when you are feeling funny.

Kid: Finds 20 bucks in the streets. Goes home.
Mom: Hey Bob!
kid: Hi MUM

by kurma March 13, 2018

your mum

I like big stinky penis and i love to gargle on smegma

guy 1: "hey do you know what time it is?"
guy 2: "ya your mum"
guy 1: ":/"

by DINGLELOID October 18, 2021

Mums

When you need to swear down on something you say ‘mums’. Commonly used in London slang.

John: did you pull last night?
Jim: yeh man I did

John: Nah, I don’t believe you

Jim: Mums! I swear I did!

by Rg113 October 10, 2018