sorry mum

telling someone to do something or when they say something stupid

Alice : your cat stripped on your phone and broke it

me : yes because my petite cat is gonna smash the screen (sarcastically)
Alice : sorry mum

by danadoodle July 26, 2017

Mum

Always right

"MUM"

by Widgeon pisdom May 17, 2023

Mum

A mum is often referred to a bitch

Wow your mum is a fat bitch

by Dexter01 June 28, 2020

bevvo’s mum

the fittest woman to ever live

Oh look, it’s bevvo’s mum, I’d shag that

by LewisThe420BlazeItDatBoi November 22, 2021

Ya mum

Used after a question, generally as a joke or an "insult"

Ya mum.

by lily_wrote_this December 20, 2010

Mum don’t love me

when your mum don’t love you

Mum: I don’t love you anymore
Me: oh my mum don’t love me anymore cos i was an accident

by Haze_X12 May 11, 2022

Your mum

A woman who like the chutney ferrets and likes to do the Cleveland steamer whilst felching

Your mum

by Bum chutney yeah boi August 19, 2023