Sassys mum

Some sassymandarin mum who is a beast in the sack who loves the to take a twig inside her

Omg that sassys mum

by Sassys mum January 27, 2022

Ya mum

A knobjocky

Ya mum is a cunt

by Yorak_hunt February 6, 2024

Mums and Tulips

Referring to a woman's expanded breasts and labia after childbirth Sounds like flowers but they ain't flowers.

Damn bro, my wife's mums and tulips came in and I'm spending more time in the garden than ever!

by The0ph1lus April 21, 2021

Ya mum

Comeback of the century

Him;u look like a frog
Me:ya mum look like a frog
Him:I go beat jo ass
Me: I beat ya mum ass

by Ok u gay October 25, 2018

Chicken mum

Chicken mum is durring sex when a sound is made usually from the female body part that sounds like the noise a chicken makes. A chicken mum can result in a nasty rash in the neather reigon.

Every time I have sec with becky she chicken mums

by Claire.longsten November 30, 2018

your mum

she be a fine lookin person like dayum

can i see your mums ass cheeks

by hello mate i am joNathaN February 18, 2021

guy still lives with mum

you

Girlfriend: Your a guy still lives with mum? Damn that's sad.

by MrMaddddd March 7, 2020