A new minecraft game coming somewhere in the year 2023 where you have to gather resources around a legs end and then fight the poglin invasion on the far northeast. Jeb says it will be the best game to ever exist!
Guy 1: hi, have you played that new brand new game called Minecraft Leg Ends?
Guy 2: it hasn't been released yet you dumbass!
Guy 2: it hasn't been released yet you dumbass!
by Fire Axus June 16, 2022

The best game in history to exist, for many it represents their childhood. Anyone who doesn't like Minecraft is boring.
by loopylez April 17, 2020

Buddy: yo there's this super cool new place where all the hot babes and ...
Timothy: SHUT UP IM TRYING TO KILL THE ENDERDRAGON IN MINECRAFT!!!!
Timothy: SHUT UP IM TRYING TO KILL THE ENDERDRAGON IN MINECRAFT!!!!
by lolu are um January 20, 2022

1. The "Word" that best represents the impossible (physically).
2. Aaaaand the best excuse to someone that just want to stay at home.
2. Aaaaand the best excuse to someone that just want to stay at home.
1. Teenager with brain 1: Dude, I really wanted to do something physically impossibl...
Teenager with brain 2: Minecraft...! Let's. Play. Minecraft. And. Have. Some. Fun!
2. Per. A: Hey Rob, wanna g...
Bob: Get the fuck out of my room, I playing Minecraft! (Wildly takes off headphones and throw them to the floor.)
Teenager with brain 2: Minecraft...! Let's. Play. Minecraft. And. Have. Some. Fun!
2. Per. A: Hey Rob, wanna g...
Bob: Get the fuck out of my room, I playing Minecraft! (Wildly takes off headphones and throw them to the floor.)
by bhuoorvyi February 3, 2018

There's a drug out there, it's dragged thousands of people into this endless world of building blocks making structures. Those said to have played the game haven't went outside, instead spent their time locked in their basements placing block after block to create a structure. Best stay away from this drug kids, you don't know what it could do to ya.
Minecraft drug dealer:"Hey kid, want some drugs?"
Kid:"What kind of drug?"
Minecraft drug dealer:"Minecraft drug"
Kid:"Load me up!"
Later that day
Mom:"Come up stairs, dinner's ready!"
Kid:"I can't I'm playing Minecraft!"
Mom:"Well turn it off!"
Kid:"I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT!!!!!"
Kid:"What kind of drug?"
Minecraft drug dealer:"Minecraft drug"
Kid:"Load me up!"
Later that day
Mom:"Come up stairs, dinner's ready!"
Kid:"I can't I'm playing Minecraft!"
Mom:"Well turn it off!"
Kid:"I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT!!!!!"
by -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- April 4, 2017

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by Erodeoht22 April 25, 2025
