Kitty Tom

the fattest feline in the known world, comparable in weight to approximately 4.6 tyranitars and often creates craters when it has enough energy to actually get off its fat ass and move around.

WARNING: this monstrosity has the ability to swallow baby elephants whole, do not, under any circumstances, feed or go near this thing, chances are it will sit on you and crust you.

Guy #1: what is the one thing you hate most in the world?

Every person on planet earth: KITTY TOM!!!!

by matthsc May 14, 2011

Fluffy kitty

1. An unshaved vagina.

Yo, she legit had a 1970's fluffy kitty.

by PG-87 June 24, 2016

buhfuh kitty

to pleasure a kitty in ways never before imginable

"mi dua buhfuh kitty 37 times weekly"

by buhfuh July 29, 2008

kitty-litter-bag

To hit someone with a bag of scooped kitty litter.

I just kitty-litter-bagged my hand when I was throwing the kitty litter into the garbage.

by the food ho August 11, 2012

Kitty

Kitty is the most dainty girl in the world with her big slime. She has a big heart, loves almost everything, always has something to say, talking about her life and has a loves stuff animal.

Person 1 did u see Kitty

Person2 yeah she 1 of the most prettiest girl in the world

by Baddie 81 January 26, 2025

Carwash kitty

So two friends went to the car wash to wash their car. And one of the girls got up on the car and started washing their “kitty”. An when she started doing so white stuff started cuming out so they started cleaning with it.

Omg she’s washing her car with carwash kitty.

by Carwash kitty November 19, 2021

Kitty

My cat is dumb.

Kitty is dumb

by anonymous July 9, 2022