kick your puppy

This is what comes up in T9 texting if you attempt to type "lick your pussy". The phrase is now a double entendre.

Hey babe, when I get home I wanna kick your puppy.

I'd let you kick my puppy.

by PapiBama August 28, 2007

Kick dick day

On oct. 5 every girl has the rights to kick any boy in the dick.

Emily: Omg Clara! It’s kick dick day!

Clara: Yayyy! Imma kick Noah in the dick!

by Precious07 October 4, 2020

final kick-its

The last few get togethers before your buddy moves away.

Duder 1: "Sorry brosephs Chelsea got the job so we are moving in a couple of weeks son."

Duder 2: "DAMMNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!"

Duder 3: "Dudes we have to start our final kick-its this weekend. And your ass betta come visit like erryweekend, or at least once a month."

Duder 1: "Sorry guys, I feel so ashamed. I'm gonna miss you guys BIGTIME yo."

by westfalia March 9, 2010

Kick Your Cunt In

To Kick Your Cunt In or Have Your Cunt Kicked In is the act of being severely beaten up, It is a mostly scottish term and is widely used by chavs or neds as a form of greeting if they have taken exception to your presence.

Haw ya dobber,fuckin hell ye lookin' at? Ah'm gonnae kick your cunt in ya bas!

by Modern Cars Suck! February 15, 2005

hit his kick

Australian, colloquialism reached into his pocket ( usually to pay for a round of drinks )

Thommo hit his kick and bought us all a beer.

by herbie August 31, 2004

Kick a blonde day

December 2nd

The best day of the year where you get to kick blondes for fun
(Does include dirty blonde)

:) kick a blonde day

by Yeet4450 November 27, 2019

Department of Kicking Butt

Jesse Ventura's replacement of the Department of Defense were he to become President.

Jesse Ventura: I'm not going to have no wimpy Secretary of Defense. *I'm* going to have a Secretary of Offense, in the Department of Kicking Butt.

by rustyshackleford January 4, 2008