The act of strapping a piece of velcro to one's pubic hair then proceeding to add your favorite coat. As you fuck the sjit out of her #realshit the fluids splurge onto your coat. Wear the coat to a funeral #praisegod
Henry: What is that stain on your coat? You need to wash it.
Axel: Nah I did a Velcro Kitty yesterday on some real shit
Axel: Nah I did a Velcro Kitty yesterday on some real shit
by AxxSquiggleGod April 2, 2024
Get the Velcro Kittymug. What the most annoying group of girls called themselves their freshman year. Nobody actually likes them and they all hate each other anyway. They’re all rude and have huge egos but never have the looks to back it up. Squares and snitches. Think they the shit but they won’t talk to each other 6 months after graduation. Being so cocky but having an ugly face is gonna bite them in the ass one of these days.
by ccanonymous January 21, 2025
Get the Kitty squadmug. by FootSmeller420 July 11, 2021
Get the internet kittiesmug. An outrageously clingy cat.
Needs to be touching you (or at least be by your side) at literally all times.
Will have a massive freak-out when you leave your house for any reason, or if you dare try to get some alone time.
Will make you want to get a second cat so it will bother someone else. (This is actually a good idea.)
Needs to be touching you (or at least be by your side) at literally all times.
Will have a massive freak-out when you leave your house for any reason, or if you dare try to get some alone time.
Will make you want to get a second cat so it will bother someone else. (This is actually a good idea.)
by Ubeenbamboozledson November 29, 2024
Get the Velcro Kittymug. 
A relationship that looks like a heterosexual one to the unbeknownst, but is actually between two lesbians. Named after the satirical internet rumor that both Hello Kitty and Dear Daniel, who are claimed by Sanrio to be a straight couple, are actually two girls.
Penny: “People keep thinking I’m straight because I call Alex my boyfriend, but little do they know that she’s also a lesbian like me!”
Edwin: “Wow that sounds like a Hello Kitty relationship.”
“People keep thinking I’m straight because I constantly talk about having a boyfriend, but that “boyfriend” in question is actually a butch lesbian who likes being called a dude. I guess I’m in a Hello Kitty relationship.”
Edwin: “Wow that sounds like a Hello Kitty relationship.”
“People keep thinking I’m straight because I constantly talk about having a boyfriend, but that “boyfriend” in question is actually a butch lesbian who likes being called a dude. I guess I’m in a Hello Kitty relationship.”
by chillzfundee March 3, 2025
Get the Hello Kitty Relationshipmug.