Jonathan Garcia

A pervert with no life who will never lose his virginity

Jonathan Garcia is an absolute loser

by I fucked yo granny April 22, 2022

cheech and chong joint

a joint rolled with a piece of copy paper, with at least 3 OZ of mowie wowie and some Labrador.

hey man, lets roll a cheech and chong joint.

by Mr. Weed April 12, 2012

Sticky Janitor

To find a Janitor who loves candy so much he/she abuses it in undescribable sexual ways.

The sticky janitor was worst than the teachers, hiding out in the closet to have fun with his sweets.

by The Awsomeness May 12, 2006

Jonathan

A complete dick head who ditch friends to attempt to be popular while he can't.
He is a huge peace of shit that deserves to get raped and rot in hell.

Fuck you Jonathan.

by Fuckingpenis March 13, 2018

jonathan

A retarded person who loves games and is a gay

girl: omg did you see jonathan hes sooo gay

by jrhfdgeohf May 26, 2018

Jonathan

An absolute fucking trash ass idiot was doesn’t give up his seat cause he’s busy sitting there like a dumbfuck. That one time he sat there like a mindless idiot and continued going through his phone he knew I was there but didn’t offer his seat cause his lunch is made from god damn fucking gold even it’s not. He’s poor af. His dad drives a Dodge Grand Caravan. That thing has the worse safety ratings. And like he didn’t offer his seat for me, like bitch tf. Wtfz

Jonathan doesn’t have class

by Dick pic69 May 8, 2018

bum joint

A building or structure that is ran down.

Man, you see that old mental instute?
Yea, that's one bum joint.

by Robert CN November 21, 2006