Johnny wants the jet

When someone gives you a lowball offer for something, but you want it all.

Pepsi: "We offer you 1 million dollars to settle this case."

Me: "Johnny wants the jet."

Pepsi: "*Sigh*, alright"

by Tash_Fin November 25, 2022

Johnny

A type of condom

get the johnny mug

by Wabbu girl April 26, 2022

Johnny

He likes your mom btw

“Oh yes johnny” says mom

by MR GUY iS hErE April 29, 2022

Johnny

johnny is a handsome man who will always end up with a girl names tanya.

omg look at johnny and tanya what a hot couple!

by maddie bales May 8, 2022

Johnny from Sing

The gigachad full-released monkey of them all. He is also the reason that monkeys haven't gone extinct.

Person 1: Man fuck being a human, i wanna return to monke
Person 2: So you wanna turn out like Johnny from Sing?
Person 3: Yes

by TheOpposite May 8, 2022

Johnny Depped

To have the tip of your finger sliced off

Billy was gonna bartend this weekend, but he got Johnny Depped with a steak knife. I don't think he's gonna make it in.

by RicoSloppay May 12, 2022

Johnny ilias

Johnny is #obsessed with Tom hickey for absolutely no reason. He goes for an irrelevant team (swans) and for some reason thinks they will win the premiership (wishful thinking if you ask me)

Johnny thinks he is going to get a prize after playing a bacon game (made by Phillip bae) for about 2 weeks straight for 300+ levels. However he does not realise he is not getting a prize and he really just wasted his precious time (and his screentime).

Johnny ilias is going to turn into a bacon if he doesnt stop with his stupid game.

by Nickdaicos=goat September 16, 2022