Blackness monster

A blackness monster is the blackest person in the pool.

Swim away! It's the blackness monster.

by BETTY CROCKER June 26, 2006

black box

A device used by phone phreakers to fool the phone company into giving you free long distance service.

It does this by changing the voltages over the lines to a state where the phone company doesn't monitor and bill.

I use my black box to get free long distance.

by Ebe October 6, 2003

black top

The "black top" is refering to the street.
Asphalt street roads are black, hence black top.

Nigga1: "Yo dawg, u wanna take me, u gotta prove ur self on da Black Top"
Nigga2: "I take u down bitch, burn'n it all over ur face"

by Siddy May 7, 2005

Black Hair

Noun.

Jet black hair, raven hair, ebony hair. Very beautiful, and hard to find now.

Hair matching the color of a raven.

I have jet black hair.

by Dominique July 3, 2005

Black Knight

Usually a young male, although shows acts of chivilary and kindness, usually has little regard for rules and regulation, and adopts a roguish attitude to his ventures. Often the antagonist of a White Knight.

"That guy just rescued 30 people from a bank siege! After he beat up the criminals, he found out the bank manager was the one who organised the holdup, so he kicked his ass and stole his wallet and car! That guy was such a Black Knight"

by FunkyDuncs May 6, 2010

Black Socking

(Verb) - When one uses a black sock to clean up the remains after the act of sexual intercourse.

Kid 1 - Hey why is this black sock all crusty?

Kid 2 - I use it to clean up after sex.

Kid 1 - Black Socking is for cool kids!

*high five*

by Keegs171 January 7, 2010

Rebecca Black

A pop singer who has a music video "Friday" that went viral for all the right reasons. Finally there is a singer bad enough to demonstrate the absurdity of what the music industry has become.

Rebecca Black: "What seat should I take?"

You: "The trunk!"

by Tru1234567890 April 3, 2011