craigs-hook

a one night stand hook-up that you have with someone, that, as the name implies, you have "met" through a Craigslist personals ad.
Two teenage boys are in conversation:

James: I am no longer a virgin

George: lol. What did you do to pop it? Cuz I will kill you if I you popped my ex-girlfriend Christina's cherry. Or did you date-rape some carnival floozie, like Homer Simpson's brother?

James: Um, roflmao, no. I did none of the junk you have enumerated so far. FYI George, i had a craigs-hook.

George: Wow!. So I guess you really were that desperate to lose your virginity that you even abandoned all moral pretexts and turned to Craigslist. Interesting
by Sexydimma January 21, 2012
mugGet the craigs-hookmug.

sandy hook

during sex, you proceed to wrap your penis in 600 grit sandpaper and proceed to have sex with your significant other/girlfriend
yo dawg i just gave my girl the sandy hook.
mugGet the sandy hookmug.

Hook Up

To meet someone, get together with a friend.
Hey, let's hook up later and have dinner. I'm hooking up with some friends later to see a movie.
by Dotanairy January 22, 2020
mugGet the Hook Upmug.

Hooked Up

Two people who are dating, usually used after the couple have kissed.
You're hooked up with Emily?
by TheStrongMan July 18, 2016
mugGet the Hooked Upmug.

sling yer hook

Git going ye basted! Sling yer hook!
by Colwingnut February 18, 2023
mugGet the sling yer hookmug.

On hook

When someone does or says something to you that piques your interest.
What she told me yesterday had me on hook.
by Robsobnoblobcob July 3, 2020
mugGet the On hookmug.

sandy hook vibes

You: Yo that kid is sus huh
Me: Yeah he gives me sandy hook vibes

You: wdym
Me: like he's gonna pop a cap in the schools ass
by yesh-a_aron December 4, 2018
mugGet the sandy hook vibesmug.

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