a more awesome made-up holiday (in replacement of Valentine's Day) that celebrates the love of goats.
We celebrated goat-entine's day by eating goat cheese, watching funny goat videos and eating at goat-fil-a. It's the most baaaadass holiday.
by millerthyme February 14, 2015
Get the goat-entine's daymug. by Cottencandy May 15, 2018
Get the mountain goat stylemug. by Novat Snewo October 24, 2022
Get the the throat goat symbolmug. A cave mountain goat, also known locally as “McDougal’s Pygmy Cave Goat” is found primarily in dry caves in Northeast Missouri. Ranging in size from 0.6-0.7, they are known for their carnivorous diet, shy but intelligent nature, and outstanding night vision. Very rare, they were placed on the federally listed endangered species list in 2015, with an estimate of only 2,300 remaining.
by Northeast MO Wildlife Society September 25, 2019
Get the cave mountain goatmug. The act of jacking off a male goat and milking a female goat and mixing the two excretions into a tangy sauce great for vegetarians dishes such as organic tofu sliders
by Fishy ham wallet June 17, 2020
Get the Hungarian Goat Cheesemug. A serendipitous, almost spiritual, encounter with a stranger that ends up being life altering, like moving to a new country or changing careers or something.
Camille: What, you're moving to Albania?! What are you going to do there?
Magritte: Yes. I'm going to run an apiary.
Camille: Word. How'd you find out about this?
Magritte: A migrant at the Swiss Italy border.
Camille: Ohh, so you went on a walk with the goat man! Dope.
Magritte: *slings the shaka*
Magritte: Yes. I'm going to run an apiary.
Camille: Word. How'd you find out about this?
Magritte: A migrant at the Swiss Italy border.
Camille: Ohh, so you went on a walk with the goat man! Dope.
Magritte: *slings the shaka*
by platonymous May 10, 2020
Get the a walk with the goat manmug. by Toeatcake May 21, 2019
Get the Calm your goatsmug.