Nap girlfriend

A nap girlfriend is a girlfriend who pretty much lays in bed all day, sleeps, eats, watches Netflix and talks to you. She is always tired but makes time to take care of you.
Im definitely a nap girlfriend i sleep all the time I wonder if he gets annoyed
by Seaotter0947 December 03, 2020
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Schrödingers Girlfriend

Shrödingers girlfriend is a term for a girl who is with you, but also with someone else (usually a homie). Observed when where you are both dating her, and not dating her simultaneously.

Synonyms include: homie hopper, hoeme, d.u.h.h
Friend 1: “yo are you exclusive with that chick?”
Friend 2: “I am Schrödingers Girlfriend, she is both mine and not mine. She for the whole team”
by Nigerian Scammer December 05, 2023
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Schrodinger's girlfriend

When she is your girlfriend and not your girlfriend simultaneously
She is my Schrodinger's girlfriend
by Randommonstercock May 10, 2024
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The worlds best girlfriend

The best girlfriend ever isn’t just your ordinary girl, she’s amazing but has one key feature, her name is Kateřina! She’s the best and you can always rely on her to make you smile and laugh in the worst situations!
“Who’s the worlds best girlfriend?”

“It’s Kateřina ofcourse!”
by Theoneandonlykek June 01, 2022
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Lecture girlfriend

A girl you dream about in class but never speak to or see outside of the room
My lecture girlfriend just makes me love sick. I wish I could have the courage to talk to her.
by Peachfish220 February 07, 2017
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19th of November is a day were you must shank your girlfriend
you: (stabs your girlfriend)
her: ow wtf
you: its national shank your girlfriend day
her: oh fair
by Meatloaf Man July 19, 2021
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