girlfriend

a mythical creature that loves me. The ancient folk called my grandparents, had a belief that one day I will meet my girlfriend and start a relationship with it

Grandma: Do you already have a girlfriend
Me: No
Grandma: Surely a handsome boy like you should attract all the girls to him
Me: ...

by imbored1999 June 13, 2022

girlfriend

something your ass will never get

Mom: you have a girlfriend yet?
Me: no
Mom: Haha just reminding you
Me: Did you see you dad yet?
Mom: nigger

by bigoliymenkisser69 September 15, 2023

Girlfriend

A female who wants your money and leaves when you become poor.

My girlfriend is a gold digger

by JustADudeOnUrbanDicitionary August 05, 2020

Girlfriend

An anonymous person that doesn't exist or dissapears after a couple of days

- How is the machine working automatically?
- My girlfriend is using it
- LMAO

by Twisterwasd February 12, 2023

Girlfriend

a huge part of your imagination. No matter how much you work and try, it is impossible to get a gf. a girlfriend is a strange creature that you will never get so quit trying.

Friend 1: Hey how was your summer?

Friend 2: Not good. I spent 456 years just for a girlfriend and never found one still

by hirku tierou yvhguherijfhgyure September 26, 2022

Girlfriend

A creature who has multiple powers, but never seems to appear. If you are reading this then you have not spotted one yet, be warned all your chances at low.

John: I have a girlfriend!
Rick: How did you capture such a mysterious and non-existent creature?

by Stickbunny September 30, 2019

Girlfriend

A demon disguised as a human with a red dress and heels. She made her first song debut called Kiss Me Again.

Guy 1: Girlfriend made a new song!
Guy 2: Cool!

by GirlfriendGearest June 15, 2023