noun, meaning: the ability to acquire relations with the opposite sex, solely threw the use of text messaging.
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-The names of five boys are written down .
-The names of five things you could go with a lemon, or actions/verbs
-The names of five girls ending with 's' are written down.
-Then write down five bodie part, male or female.
-OPTIONAL. to write down five location but that's lame
-They are then numbered from one to five in a random order to create amusing sentences.
-The names of five boys are written down .
-The names of five things you could go with a lemon, or actions/verbs
-The names of five girls ending with 's' are written down.
-Then write down five bodie part, male or female.
-OPTIONAL. to write down five location but that's lame
-They are then numbered from one to five in a random order to create amusing sentences.
lemon game-
boys
1. Connor
2. Preston
3. Aaron
4. Marty
5. Kyle
actions with lemon
2. kissed
4. slaped
1. kicked
3. fingered
5. licked
girls
5. Terra's
1. Rene's
3. Kaylie's
4. Brittany's
2. Jessica's
bodie parts
2. penis
1. vagina
4. ear
3. tongue
5. butt
(all numbers are RANDOMLY ordered if you know what number each thing is, it's just not as fun)
-sentences, just go back and put all the same numbers and make a sentnce (some don't make sense, but they're amusing)
ex.
1. connor kicked rene's vagina
2. preston kissed jessica's penis
3. aaron fingered kaylie's tongue
4. marty slapped brittany's ear
5. kyle licked terra's butt
haha yeah like i said some make NO sense
but it's a fun game
boys
1. Connor
2. Preston
3. Aaron
4. Marty
5. Kyle
actions with lemon
2. kissed
4. slaped
1. kicked
3. fingered
5. licked
girls
5. Terra's
1. Rene's
3. Kaylie's
4. Brittany's
2. Jessica's
bodie parts
2. penis
1. vagina
4. ear
3. tongue
5. butt
(all numbers are RANDOMLY ordered if you know what number each thing is, it's just not as fun)
-sentences, just go back and put all the same numbers and make a sentnce (some don't make sense, but they're amusing)
ex.
1. connor kicked rene's vagina
2. preston kissed jessica's penis
3. aaron fingered kaylie's tongue
4. marty slapped brittany's ear
5. kyle licked terra's butt
haha yeah like i said some make NO sense
but it's a fun game
by haileighxbby December 3, 2007
Get the lemon game mug.With regards success with women, and as opposed to outer game, your inner game is the opinion you have of yourself (your self esteem) and the pursuits in life that make you interesting and successful. This all contributes to your self confidence. A confident person is more likely to score with women.
A strong outer game can for a short while give an impression of confidence and help to attract women. However, without a strong inner game, it may be difficult to retain women you have attracted since they will soon realise that you have little going on in your life that would want to make them stick around.
The inner game can be worked on and improved as much as the outer game, and indeed the two concepts are higly linked to one another. A strong inner game will help with the outer game when it comes to general banter with a woman since you will have plenty of things going on in your life to talk about!
A strong outer game can for a short while give an impression of confidence and help to attract women. However, without a strong inner game, it may be difficult to retain women you have attracted since they will soon realise that you have little going on in your life that would want to make them stick around.
The inner game can be worked on and improved as much as the outer game, and indeed the two concepts are higly linked to one another. A strong inner game will help with the outer game when it comes to general banter with a woman since you will have plenty of things going on in your life to talk about!
Example of someone who has poor inner game:
Woman: ...that was a funny joke, so what do you do?
You: Er, I'm an accountant.
Woman: Ok. So do you have any hobbies?
You: I like going out with my mates, watching movies and stuff.
Woman: (yawn)
Example of someone who has strong inner game:
Woman: ...that was a funny joke, so what do you do?
You: I'm an accountant. I'm working in New York next week with a big client, it's usually a blast since we spend a lot of time eating at nice restaurants and being taken out for corporate drinks.
Woman: Wow. So do you have any hobbies?
You: I'm a keen rock climber actually. Next month I'm spending the weekend sport climbing in the south of France. I love it there.
Woman: That's amazing! I would love to do something like that...
Woman: ...that was a funny joke, so what do you do?
You: Er, I'm an accountant.
Woman: Ok. So do you have any hobbies?
You: I like going out with my mates, watching movies and stuff.
Woman: (yawn)
Example of someone who has strong inner game:
Woman: ...that was a funny joke, so what do you do?
You: I'm an accountant. I'm working in New York next week with a big client, it's usually a blast since we spend a lot of time eating at nice restaurants and being taken out for corporate drinks.
Woman: Wow. So do you have any hobbies?
You: I'm a keen rock climber actually. Next month I'm spending the weekend sport climbing in the south of France. I love it there.
Woman: That's amazing! I would love to do something like that...
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An opportunity which can be taken without repurcussions.
An opportunity which can be taken without repurcussions.
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Get the fair game mug.When you have to take a shit at a place that is not at your home, or work, family or close friend. Everywhere else is playing a "road game".
It is much more difficult to win a "road game". Your shit always seems to be runny or farty,and the stench is always god awful on the road. You always avoid putting yourself in this situation even if it means you drive 1 hour to shit at home.
It is much more difficult to win a "road game". Your shit always seems to be runny or farty,and the stench is always god awful on the road. You always avoid putting yourself in this situation even if it means you drive 1 hour to shit at home.
1. Peter was invited to a Super Bowl Party of his boss after just one week on the job. He made the mistake of letting his roommate drive, so he was stuck. During pre-game, Peter was sweating like a pig and realized he couldn't hold his shit back for the fucking 5 hour game. He was faced with an incredibly difficult "road game".
The only bathroom accessible to the party was in the middle of the kitchen. He exploded 3 parts liquid, 1 part solid, into the pot.
Needless to say Peter lost. Worse, the party host was out of TP in the bathroom and Peter had to ask for more.
Worst defeat ever. Complete shutout. 77-0 final score.
2. Sarah finally had to go. So Kevin pulled off the Jersey turnpike and Sarah shat all over the stall at the McDonalds. 28-7
3. Eric's train was 10 min away, but he couldn't hold his shit any longer. This was serious, Grand Central Terminal bathroom might be the worst on Earth. But Eric really had to shit.
Eric lost. He barfed before he shat because he sat in another guys puddle of crap and slipped on a thick turd, while two guys were butt packing in the next stall. Loss 55-3
4. Ralph just met his girlfriend's parents. Yet, the taco bell wasn't holding so a trip to the bath room to shit was urgent. Ralph asked where it was and Jenny's parents pointed across the kitchen. For the next 15 min, Ralph was farting, shitting and moaning as the 3 bean burritos and 2 soft tacos left his bowels. Fire sauce was a bad choice.
Jenny dumped Ralph the next day. 28-21
The only bathroom accessible to the party was in the middle of the kitchen. He exploded 3 parts liquid, 1 part solid, into the pot.
Needless to say Peter lost. Worse, the party host was out of TP in the bathroom and Peter had to ask for more.
Worst defeat ever. Complete shutout. 77-0 final score.
2. Sarah finally had to go. So Kevin pulled off the Jersey turnpike and Sarah shat all over the stall at the McDonalds. 28-7
3. Eric's train was 10 min away, but he couldn't hold his shit any longer. This was serious, Grand Central Terminal bathroom might be the worst on Earth. But Eric really had to shit.
Eric lost. He barfed before he shat because he sat in another guys puddle of crap and slipped on a thick turd, while two guys were butt packing in the next stall. Loss 55-3
4. Ralph just met his girlfriend's parents. Yet, the taco bell wasn't holding so a trip to the bath room to shit was urgent. Ralph asked where it was and Jenny's parents pointed across the kitchen. For the next 15 min, Ralph was farting, shitting and moaning as the 3 bean burritos and 2 soft tacos left his bowels. Fire sauce was a bad choice.
Jenny dumped Ralph the next day. 28-21
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