Goose

An incredibly attractive and fun male.

He was such a goose like I need that.

by hsnyder September 26, 2021

Clapping the Goose

To vigorously masturbate.

"I caught ol' Nick in their clapping the goose after hours in the employee bathroom."

by Goose-Grappler-27 January 18, 2019

Two Figs Short of a Goose

An archaic euphemism for a homosexual individual. Commonly eluding to effeminate behavior.

"Did you see steve wearing eyeliner?"
"Not surprising, everyone knew he was two figs short of a goose"

by Napoleonic Rat February 13, 2024

Goose

Going off on sassy energy

Ok Goose! I see you!

by Stefstifler March 12, 2024

Goose

Goose is prob a furry because they like warrior cats so much! They joke about piss kinks a lot, they might ACUALLY have one tho... goose also is allergic to balls

Goose hates boobs. PLEASE DONT TAKE THIS DOWN GOOSE IS FAMOUS 😡

by Porrim’s #1 fan June 21, 2021

Silly goose

A dummy who likes to eat chocolate

Your a silly goose ted

by Ihavetheseluciddreams December 5, 2021

Loose Goose

Adj. + Noun A term to describe someone who is so loose that it is no longer comprehensible as to how loose they actually are.

Gary Strudel: Hey Matao! Guess What?
Matao Froond: I'm a loose goose?
Mike Flucker: Yeah you are you loose goose!

by NetherRealm February 21, 2017