The act of ramming your foot so far down someone's throat that they orgasm as you tickle their tonsils with your ankle.
Crofty: Kyle, you want my foot?
Kyle: (no response)
Crofty:*rams foot down mouth*
Kyle: *gags before screaming with delight as his tonsils are caught on Crofty's toenails before ejaculating through his nostrils*
Kyle: (no response)
Crofty:*rams foot down mouth*
Kyle: *gags before screaming with delight as his tonsils are caught on Crofty's toenails before ejaculating through his nostrils*
by BBMC May 15, 2010
a new jersey turtle foot is the act of, lathering ones foot in vasoline, and having an obese male/female insert the lubricated foot into their anus and keeps pushing it in and out.
dude1: DUDE i got a new bottle of vasoline today!
dude2: we HAVE to get jerry to new jersey turtle-foot with us!
dude2: we HAVE to get jerry to new jersey turtle-foot with us!
by xRECREANTx May 15, 2011
by grandest of autismo March 12, 2018
1-can i be in your six foot high club?
2-well how tall are you?
1-im 6 foot 1
2-no bitch! you need to be at least 6 foot 2!
2-well how tall are you?
1-im 6 foot 1
2-no bitch! you need to be at least 6 foot 2!
by papichulo45 March 13, 2010
A girl that only looks good from 40 feet away. 40-foot girls usually have a nice butt, but a not-so-desirable face.
by rbw0002 April 19, 2015
when someone can't drive slow
by top gear india October 22, 2009