seal faggots

Used pluraly, "seal faggots" is a term used to a group of lonely,fat and autistic assholes. They have never seen a vagina, nor go by either given gender. Used in a singular tense shows how only one person can "go fuck themselves" as to say. But when they say "that's physically impossible," don't take any notice. Find them the next day and shoot the mother fucker up.

Look at those Seal Faggots. The most popular Seal Faggot has to be Hunter.

by Use this on any fuck head. December 15, 2016

circus faggots

A general Insult. Meaning Faggot of the Circus. Having its origins in phrases guaranteed to start fights.

Sam and Friends: "Yea well, Keep walking son!"
Rusty: "Sure thing, you circus faggots"
(Fight ensues)

by weefunker September 9, 2014

literary faggot

A person who sees it necessary to research literary devices so that they might prove someone wrong, despite the person's comedic intentions.

He corrected me when I used past tense instead, what a literary faggot.

by Gorrmundo October 6, 2015

Wesley Faggot

He loves being flat tired and will turn off your computer at a constant rate.

Shit that Wesley Faggot turned my computer off again.

by ConfederateConnor May 9, 2019

Switcheroo Faggot

Another word for a transvestite

"Yo man I thought she was cute until I found out she was one of those Switcheroo Faggots"

by John Karpelis Karrokee July 6, 2023

Fence faggot

Someone that has gotten some pussy, and is barely leaning over the fence, but can't decide if they like it so they lean backwards over the fence onto a dick, and are in the teetering position on top of the fence about being gay or straight.

Tom Cruise is a fence faggot!

by Shaboicarlsex April 5, 2016

Desk Faggot

A mostly useless man that requires help from other men for even the most trivial task, like changing a tire on a car.

Brian is such a desk faggot, he has to go to a shop just to get the oil checked on his car.

by frombaja October 26, 2016