fat food

Etymology: fat + fast food, from one of the common causes of obesity being overconsumption of fast food

Food typically consumed by a specific fat person that is the cause of their weight gain, whether it be fast food or not.

Two teenagers are hungry and want something to eat.

Fat boy: Hey, I'm hungry. Want to get something to eat?
Skinny boy: Sure. Let's go to Chipotle.
Fat boy: Nah, I'm in the mood for McDonald's.
Skinny boy: But you eat so much fat food!! Didn't you just say you were trying to lose weight a minute ago?
Fat boy: Yeah, but I eat McDonald's almost every day?

by Thebuck093 November 20, 2011

Fat rizz

The act of getting food from anyone

Yo bro why she bringing you lunch

Me: I just got that rizz bro

Nah bro that’s that fat rizz

by Tru_kinglegend May 13, 2022

Fat Jimmy'z

A group of fat lazy slobs who run a bar in Ontario Canada, where the cook, due to his bitterness over life, his failed career as a rock star and general flashbacks from his catholic schoolboy days, spits in your food if you order something he doesnt feel like cooking, or if you order when he's about to close the kitchen and go play air guiitar in his basement.

Can I have a new burger? I think there's extra sauce on this one, and I never ordered the spit sandwich. What is with this Fat Jimmy'z Place?

by Amadeus38 October 21, 2011

Fat Chunk

A very fat person

Holy shit! Curtis is one fat chunk

by papapattyp February 10, 2018

Fat Creddy

A Fat Creddy is a loser who doesn’t have fingers and complains because he sucks in all aspects in life, but especially call of duty

“BigBleepa is such a Fat Creddy bro, he was sitting in a corner bottom mid and I turned on that loser and shot his body... Get dumpstered kid.”

by Jake Wilmington 74 October 20, 2020

fat glob

when someone queefs, farts, or marinates on a toilet.

“mishcatte just did a fat glob”

“FLAT GLOB *proceeds to marinate or fart”

by jiggalord February 10, 2023

fat pellet

n. Any pastry, dessert, or sugary fatty food that is eaten purely for pleasure. And nutritionally speaking will likely only contribute to increasing your body fat.

Let's stop by the bakery on the way home and grab a fat pellet.

by EpicPork December 26, 2013