Evan Patrick

A badass. Someone likely to become the next President

Did you see that guy dunk all over that kid? That's so Evan Patrick.

by Evan Patrick June 8, 2014

Jake Evans

A montreal canadian that got hit sticked that led to being paralyzed.

Random guy: Dude that guy just got Jake Evansed
Other random guy: dude so right

by JAKEURMOMSNAKE May 2, 2022

evan kek

A smoll boy that got rejected by his crush Joy. Is very horny always and is 60% gay. Is FCE partners with the legendary,mythical,magical,awesome urban dictionary word creator RCKOS.

Evan Kek: Would you date me?
Joy: I'm sorry,you're not my type
Joy: We can still be best friends right?
Evan Kek: ......

by RCKOS February 19, 2020

Evan

He’s a complete retard, but is fun to talk to. He cant read, speak, or write at all. This certain evan makes one hell of a best friend tho<3:)

guy 1 “oh whos evan”
guy 2 “he’s one hell of a hunk is who he is😉”

by feuves January 23, 2022

Evan

Your average Evan who plays trombone and has invisible eyebrows.

He’s definitely an Evan

by ThePercussionVibes February 7, 2023

Kenneth Evans

Kenneth Evans aka Kennethy is the bestestbestetbestest person ever and he belongs to Amanda

Kenneth Evans is my whore u tramps back off!

by moonininini December 3, 2021

evans

its the best taunton school house

evans more like cool hose

by yue34345 December 2, 2021