evan

scientificly cute

science proves that evan is cute

by salad nblm August 2, 2021

Evan

Evan is a short king whose laugh brings everyone's mood up. He has almost zero flaws except for his height and his taste in girls; Evan, for some reason, is extremely attracted to fat bitches.

Look at Evan over there.

by lfp3 February 14, 2022

evan

the coolest man on earth to exist in the world pls date even he loves you hotty

evan is sooooooooo hotttttttt

by odium deus February 16, 2022

Evan

Looks like Maple syrup. Eats ass

OMG its evan!hes gonna peg me

by bruh nuts February 23, 2022

Evan

I'm an Evan, that's all

HI EVAN

by ra ra ra February 23, 2022

Evan Nguyen

gets so many bitches, drives a nicest camry in gco, and is the best friend you will ever had.

evan nguyen gets so many bitches.

by evanhnguyen February 25, 2022

Evan

smells nice
is a weeb
can be very gay

Evan told me likes to tickle Leon's balls

by _Random_Girl_ February 27, 2022