Dong Shit

When the dildo you’re using anally becomes stuck inside your rectum and you have take a forceful poop to try to retrieve it.

My butt plug got lodged in my ass last night and I had to take a dong shit to try to get it out.

by Skraps55 March 27, 2022

Boozy Dong

Another way to say, “Whisky Dick,” an inability to perform in the bedroom, or alleyway, or stairwell, or……..after one glug over the line.

Janet: “What’s the matter, Hunny, cantcha gititup and stick it in are you GAY or sumthin?”
Hunny: “BLEECCHGGGHH BIIIISHH I GOTSA BOOZY DONG BLUECGHHGGHHH!!!??!!”

by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne September 6, 2025

dong hyun

a filthy rich person. bourgeois, and is sometimes really stoned

yo, noblis obelige. can you buy me a moncler, dong hyun?

by bossboy1322 January 23, 2019

Dong Hound

a female who is extremely slutty and always looking for dick.

Joe: Wow! Casey is such a dong hound.

James: Yeah I know she's fucked the whole Walmart staff.

by Word Pumpkin Cock May 30, 2020

DING DONG CHING CHONG

whusinghao

random dude:hi
chinese guy:DING DONG CHING CHONG

by michigunnermilitant'ed January 27, 2024

Ding dong double decor dingus

When someone goes on and on about their life problems that it’s so annoying and emotionally draining.

“I’m just a ding dong double decor dingus, aren’t I...” he said.

by Your gbf May 6, 2020

Ding-Dong

A person who is really annoying and ding-dong like.

My dog is a ding-dong

by Rotten e. July 25, 2021