Dave Bartlett

An old ass pedophile who enjoys midget porn and touching small boys

Being a Dave Bartlett will get you 20.

by Slowam March 30, 2022

Dave Katz

A fictional soldier from Umbrella Academy who grew up in Dallas Texas. He met and fell in love with Klaus Hargreeves when Klaus accidentally time traveled to 1968 (oops) and then died in the A Shau Valley, leaving Klaus with his dog tags.

Dave Katz was kind and strong and vulnerable and would have enlisted after JFK died if Klaus hadn't gotten involved (he tried bro)

by soupsoupwowza April 1, 2022

Danvers.editz

An amazing editor and a genuinely nice person!

Is that Danvers.editz? Yes they are so good at editing! She’s also really nice!

by Wandaxspider April 10, 2022

Dave's head

Head the size of a planet but without the brains to match it's size

Have you seen that bloke? His head is massive!

Yeah, Dave's head is giant, shame the brain size doesn't match.

by unknown.88 April 14, 2022

Dave

Nah fuck that, mate. Don't do it.

Them: Hey do you want to go line dancing tonight?
Me: Dave.

by OfficialistDaveNoCap April 28, 2022

Dave Spud

A British children's animated series featuring the surreal adventures of the eponymous Dave Spud of Grimsby, his friends and tower block-dwelling family.1 It was created and directed by Edward Foster, inspired by his 2003 NFTS student short 'Anna Spud'.

Dave Spud is the worst show ever.

by SPrice1980 May 2, 2022

Dave Jorts

Cutting pockets and pant legs out of jeans thinking you're still in your 20s, but you're not. Cutting shorts too short will cause blindness to those around you.

Men over 40 love showing off the new and improved Dave Jorts, with out permission.

by Letemburn May 2, 2022