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ice cream sesh

a ice cream sesh is when u sit with ur mates and eat ice cream while listening to sad music and talk about what’s happening in live and u usually do this at night. me and my mates eat ice cream and listen to xxxtentacion and talk about our guy problems and spill tea and we usually cry at bit and make our bed or couch really comfortable and put pillows and blankets down and after awhile u turn the music off and watch tv and it’s the best thing to do with mates.

me and a mate made this up and love it
depressed mate: hey wanna have a ice cream sesh?
mate: yea sure, come over to mine for the night?
depressed mate: yea i’ll bring the ice cream

mate: sweet i’ll make the bed really comfortable and i’ll put the music on
depressed mate: sweet
by mad.hoe January 13, 2020
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Grinch Cream Pie

1. When your having sex with someone and when they go to climax they shit every where. 2. An actual cream pie with the grinches face on it.
“Dude I gave that girl a nasty grinch cream pie

“Bro sick”

“Yeah I gave her a grinch cream pie she said it was the best she had”

“Nice maybe you’ll go for a second date”
by Big nipple man September 17, 2019
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Cookies n Cream

It’s ice cream. Just... just ice cream.
I love ice cream, specifically cookies n cream.
by M0r1uus March 25, 2020
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Ice cream seasons

When the girl or person you think is cute isn't old enough so you have to wait a few more ice cream seasons.
I'll give you a few more ice cream seasons.
by Simmerin is Settlin down January 26, 2020
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backwards custard cream

The backwards custard cream involves screwing your chosen partner violently, first making eye contact with the recipient, then when they are about to cream, do a jerking cork-screw action and flip them on to their belly and cum on their back.you have just achieved the Backwards custard cream.
mike gave me the old backwards custard cream last night, he didnt half make my custard cream!
by dbistcuitjj November 13, 2016
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Jarful Of Assorted Creams

A Slut E.G prostitute or dirty bitch that does not believe in washing for weeks on end
1. Your hot sister looked good till she opened her legs and revealed her jarful of assorted creams

2. I went to the half price prostitute parlour and found a cadbury creme egg between her legs
by Fucken Wrong Kunt August 21, 2009
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ice cream summers

years till a girl is no longer jailbait
"yeah morgan has a few more ice cream summers until the good humor truck sees that"
by 5hamu5 November 11, 2013
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