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Covid Hokey Pokey

The varying dances each business requires that may or may not have anything to do with the control of Covid-19. These may include but are not limited to: temperature taking, hand sanitizing, answering a series of questions about where you have been, and eating from disposable dinnerware at a sit down restaurant.
When entering a restaurant the other day I had to do the Covid Hokey Pokey. It consisted of a temperature scan on a 95 degree day and insisting everyone sanitize their hands.
by M-Appolo November 20, 2020
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Covid-🗽

When dictators or rogue leaders use the pandemic crisis to crack down on political opponents, such as arresting or jailing them on the excuse that they hold public meetings that do not make mask-wearing mandatory or fail to practice social distancing.
Public protests are banned in most dictatorial nations due to alleged Covid-🗽 violations.
by Covido November 14, 2020
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covid relief

An oxymoron where by a person is promised support or relief, but in fact, they receive nothing. Covid relief is typically promised to those who are in dire need of support. The person promising covid relief never has intentions of giving relief. And, thus, the person expecting it can be strung along continously by mearly saying, "Just wait! Its coming!" The person waiting, being desperate, will cling to hope knowing no one could be so cruel as to continually promise covid relief.

Covid relief is a tactic used by politicians as a way to drive out competition. They will promise covid relief, allow a small business to fail, then replace the small business with one they have a vested interest.
Congressman Dorney Clark promised covid relief to a local restaurant while investing in a competitive restaurant chain located next door.
by Iamthecat32 December 12, 2020
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Covided

Using a fake pandemic to get out of anything that you don't want to do.
"Bitch on Tinder just covided me."
"Trump successfully covided a tax scam by contracting, then defeating a fake virus."
by Fast Phily October 7, 2020
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Covid-19 (20/21)

The country’s total number of corona infected cases and deaths on Donald J. Trump’s last day at the White House, on January 20, 2021, whose inept leadership and hands-off attitude in containing the pandemic crisis are responsible for the United States having the world’s highest number of infections and fatalities.
With the blood of tens of thousands of Americans on his hands, shouldn’t the president morally and criminally be charged for first lying to the nation about the severity of the pandemic and then for abdicating his responsibility in handling the crisis since he lost the election, which would have prevented the Covid-19 (20/21) record numbers?
by Covido January 1, 2021
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covided

When a project has been canceled due to the novel corona virus
"is this project still alive, or has it been covided?"
by Uncle Henry II May 21, 2020
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Covid Weeb

People who only got into anime when it became popular during the pandemic
Dude, have you heard about Liam?
Yeah, how he hopped on the covid weeb train?
by Dr. Cocksmaul September 7, 2025
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