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Countretto

A person from the country who acts ghetto
These bitches be countretto!

Music these days be countretto!

Don’t make me get countretto!
by Southern dixie May 8, 2024
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Countryhumans

gay: do you ship rusame
me: no im straight, i like countryballs instead of countryhumans and making america and russia homosexual for no reason

gay: I M S O T R I G G E R E D
by pipp69420 May 19, 2024
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Country Wife

In the days of colonialism and trading companies, men would marry women in the local cultures and have children with them. They would then abandon their families to have a "proper" marriage and lineage in the motherland, leaving them destitute.

Today, a country wife is a woman who, married or not, has a very low bar for her (male) partner, earning loyalty, respect, sex, and giving up money and career. In fact, her partner disrespects her so much that he'll probably "upgrade" or cheat on her. Also known as a "practice wife," practice relationship," "a woman with no boundaries," or "easy."

These women will belittle women who show higher standards than them, calling them entitled and encouraging their male partners to leave them. They often come from very little money, and, therefore, have a scarcity mindset. They also act out a form of the "crab bucket effect." They tend to have a higher body count, because they trade sex for scraps: their exes will probably shame their body count, once they've used them. They also let the men in their lives use them in whatever ways they want, and they'll claim to like it.

This woman will tell other women to be "grateful." They'll say a woman is ungrateful for being upset that she got lasagna for mother's day or a shut up ring. They think it's okay if a man cheats.

These women will never become a real wife. They're bedwarmers. The men they're with see them as Tess Durbeyfield, a silly milkmaid cow to practice on.
Barbara the Builder is a country wife, because she takes care of her boyfriend's house and bed like a good girl, with no promise of marriage.
by ProblemicBadFem May 27, 2024
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Country boys make do

Comes from an image entitled "country girls make do", then adapted for boys. Implies gay men in the countryside, often in stereotypical places such as the southern United States, use objects such as corn for dildos.
"Just saw my buddy Josh rawdogging himself on an ear of corn."
"Country boys make do."
by Lamp_loving_moth June 7, 2024
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Countryball

A flag in a circle with white eyes and may have a mouth. They usually use broken English which is kinda funny, actually. (Nonexistent) (Noun)
by Candy_Charlie September 24, 2024
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Country Music

Music for sister-fucking, Ford F150-driving hicks and white trash who dwell in the most non-country ass places, like a suburb.

There are three constants in life: Death, Taxes, and FUCK COUNTRY MUSIC.
Human: I don't like country music.

Country Fans: *Attack of the Body Snatchers scream and point.*
by Piss Machine September 28, 2024
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Countryballs

(n.) They are little balls with different flags on them. You know it's a countryball if it's only about as tall as your knees. They get around by bouncing, and they don't have mouths. Their eyes are usually white circles. Some countryballs, ironically, are not balls. It depends on what countryball it is. For example, Singapore is a triangle, Israel is a cube, Kazakhstan is a brick, and the Reichtangle is a rectangle. (If you see the Reichtangle, run like there's no tomorrow, and don't stop until you know you're safe.) Countryballs are typically incorporated in art, but if you come across a countryball in real life, approach with caution. Keep in mind that a countryball will act differently depending on which countryball it is and its relationship with your country.
Person 1: Do you like countryballs?
Person 2: What are countryballs?
Person 1: *GASP*
by US-IL December 20, 2024
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