California eggroll

the action of buying Chinese food and rubbing genitals on it then having your dog lick the eggieness of your genitals until you bust a fatty in their eye and make them have top go to the vat

i just California eggrolled my dag

by mouthFULLofJIZZ June 8, 2020

California Bear

A guy from California who is on top of their stuff and makes the most out of their life

" Yo you see him on his grind?"
"Yeah man, he's a California bear"

by Bal_Cear September 4, 2020

Go California

To go California on someone is to have a mental breakdown over something said that does not conform to Communist standards.

Symptoms include incoherent speech, illogical argument points, sudden bursts of emotions such as spontaneous crying, rage, or fits of hysteria; and a general sense of narcissistic pride in one's misinformation word vomit.

Speaker: "She doesn't want any cookies."
Non Cookie Eater: "Did you just call me she?"
Speaker: "Easy now, don't go California on me."

by Robert Frost (Pen Name) September 13, 2020

california bbq

noun. White-collar community slang for sliding into the DMs of another married individual and having an extramarital affair.

My friend Cal is having California BBQ with a combat veteran's wife.

by BRabbit70 October 5, 2020

California crockpot

The act of jizzing in a crockpot and then proceeding to cook it in a pot roast and then making your lover eat it

John gave me a California crockpot

by Yes’m October 10, 2020

Wheatland, California

The only good town in california. CA-65 goes right through it. Wheatland is known for the highschool and the pumpkin farm.

Man everywhere in california sucks except for Wheatland, California

by imsoboredpleasekillmeiwantdead October 19, 2020

California surprise

the act of gagging your drunk partner with your penis until they vomit on said penis and then quickly shoving your penis into your partners vagina/anus.

"dude i got Cindy so drunk i gave her a gnarly California surprise."

by jimmy McDoogle July 3, 2012