I'm a cake

A phrase used to convey that one is baked (high from smoking weed, dabbing, edibles, etc). The phrase is derived from "baked as cake."

Yo, I took too many dabs... I'm a cake right now, ya dig?
I'm boutta smoke, you wanna come be a fuggin cake?

by notmydick January 18, 2019

butter cake

the sex position to were you put your face right in someone's scrotum

me and him did a butter cake

by ABiggerNigger February 05, 2021

happy cakes

When someone has a nice little booty.

yo Amina not thick asf but she got some happy cakes

by Minabandsss December 01, 2019

cake hard

To waste time on unimportant things while ignoring looming deadlines.

"Why is Gordon still playing Smash Brothers? Isn't his make-up exam coming up?" "Yeah... that's the definition of cake hard!"

by sdrozdet January 23, 2009

cake sundae

A slice of cake with delicious sundae toppings including;hot fudge, whipped cream, caramel sauce, nuts, and any other delicious topping one could think of.

Dang, I could really go for a cake sundae right now.

by Agatha O March 21, 2008

Door Cake

Office Door Cake (Dor-keik);

The kind of cake that gets smashed all over your shirt after a co-worker opens the door too quickly from the other side. Generally happens when cake is served due to office birthdays.

Co-worker #1: What do you think of the new guy?
Co-worker #2: That asshole office door caked me the other day and ruined my shirt. I hate him.

by flunflinflas July 28, 2014

Slayer Cake

When you fill a toilet half full with bloody diarrhea.

My doctor says that it's not healthy to slayer cake every morning.

by mrshankoknahsrmrshankoknahsrm September 12, 2011