Cake Wasted

When you've eaten so much birthday cake, or just cake, you feel almost wasted. People who are cake wasted are usually in a daze, close to unconsciousness,(or already), and/or swollen with a food baby.

After eating two slices of triple decker chocolate cake, I fell asleep on my way to the bathroom. I was so cake wasted!

by cupcakes* July 4, 2011

Slayer Cake

When you fill a toilet half full with bloody diarrhea.

My doctor says that it's not healthy to slayer cake every morning.

by mrshankoknahsrmrshankoknahsrm September 13, 2011

Mean Cake

a phrase used to describe the hatred for people in the lqbtq+ community, as Yung Bcote quotes in his hit single

person 1: hey friend, i’m coming out as gay!
person 2: that’s too bad i’m a mean cake

by deadaccowo April 21, 2023

cake cheesewell

Absolute unit, steals all the birds, beats ninja in all the 1v1s

Cake cheesewell is sneaky

by Cake cheesewells best m8 June 12, 2018

I'm a cake

A phrase used to convey that one is baked (high from smoking weed, dabbing, edibles, etc). The phrase is derived from "baked as cake."

Yo, I took too many dabs... I'm a cake right now, ya dig?
I'm boutta smoke, you wanna come be a fuggin cake?

by notmydick January 17, 2019

Patty Cake

A girl with an ass that ain’t to big or to small but is known to taste like birthday cake on the cheeks

Dude, did you eat Rosies patty cake last night? How it tasted?

by B-RonLallo January 15, 2021

butter cake

the sex position to were you put your face right in someone's scrotum

me and him did a butter cake

by ABiggerNigger February 4, 2021