Touched Cotton

The act of involuntary orgasming, for both man and women, when fully clothed.

We were making out and I had a raging hard on and before I knew it, I touched cotton.

by Bullseye69 May 14, 2009

Dream-cutting

The movement between illogically connected segments of our dreams.

A montage movement which does not rely on logic.

The free-form movement of our thoughts/ideas and our presentation of them in literary/artistic forms.

Documents of a sort of reality,
splashed in our faces; dream-cuttings;
modern fables.

by Septimus Warren Smith September 25, 2010

cold cutting

the process of getting take away drinks from a coffee shop and then sitting at outside tables or on the pavement in the middle of winter to avoid paying the ridiculously high VAT rate in the UK.

Guy 1: mate i really want a coffee but im like 20p short
Guy 2: thats cool man we can just do some cold cutting at starbucks
Guy 1: but its so cold!

by .brownie March 2, 2011

pickn-cotton

the act of one having a job, career or daily task. Hustling legal or illegal. slave term, blacks on the plantation were forced to pick cotton for slave owners. In today's world there is a different owner forcing one to slave. This could be the government, bills, child support, etc. updated version of slaving

wyd? man right now im here pickn-cotton but i will done soon and off the plantation.

by Mont G September 22, 2011

Slimey Cotton Janking

When a male takes his own or someone else's feces and smushes it between two pillows and proceeds to fuck the crevice between the two pillows where the smushed feces is spread properly. The feces provides the erect male with warmth and mild lubrication so the pillows will not chafe the skin on the penis. In some cultures it is acceptable for the sole participant in this activity to ingest the remains of the feces and whatever other material may have entered the space between the two pillows.

Oh my God! That shit was the perfect consistency. I haven't had a slimey cotton janking like THAT in ages!!

by Goooooober May 9, 2016

Crotch Cotton

The annoying fucking lint found on the crotch of various sweatpants.

dude: aye you tryna fuk
girl: ew no your crotch cotton is as much as a turn off your grammar

by CosmicDragon August 5, 2016

cooch cotton

100% cotton underwear. Preferably from Victoria Secret

Person A: Hey Are you wearing Cooch Cotton
Person B: Nah I'm going Au Naturale

by TheLittleGinger December 17, 2016