On the Covid

On the Covid AKA on the Crown like... on the cuff but cooler and 2020.

On the Crown is like taking a bet with your life because you're a covidiot

then..... when the Crown collets, there is no funeral just disposal.

You sure got that "on the covid" how much did it cost you? bro damn!

Bro I'm good for it! on the COVID kiss the ring

by Jefe141 April 9, 2020

Covid

Covid

Iam so covid / that shit covid

by Rjc41 July 12, 2020

covid-19

one of the things god created for the netherworld, or hell. but it got mailed to earth and nearly wiped out humans, with quite a bit of their own faults.

Kate: God, I can't stay inside anymore, this pandemic is killing me.
Kathy: That is Covid-19.....

by umbrellafrog February 7, 2022

it's giving covid

when something or someone doing something resembles a trend from 2020/2021. oftentimes something cringe or outdated.

person A is watching sofia the first while drinking whipped (dalgona) coffee.
person B: you still make that drink?
person A: yeah it's good.
person B: it's giving covid.

by len_ny December 23, 2023

Presidential Covid

When someone claims to have covid-19 yet does not reveal much information on their exact physical condition. They are only ill for a few days and then claim to be back to normal which makes one question if they had the virus at all.

Chad called in sick Monday and said he had coronavirus. By Wednesday he was out drinking with the guys again. He had presidential covid.

by Randi Newton October 11, 2020

Covid-🦃

When desperately needed foreign workers trained to slaughter and process turkeys reared for Christmas are not allowed in the country unless they serve their 14-day quarantine on arrival, whose absence would affect producers with low supply and consumers with high price.

Thanks to Covid-🦃, a lucky percentage of the nine million turkeys in the UK would have their lives spared during this 2020 Christmas period.

by MathPlus October 22, 2020

Covid-🎲

When bookmakers worldwide are crazy-busy changing the odds on whether President Trump would be re-elected or not, based on the good and bad news that come out about him and his morally bankrupt administration every hour of the day.

Thanks to Covid-🎲, with billions of bucks changing hands, hundreds of millionaires (and thousands of zeronaires) are expected to emerge come November 3.

by Covido September 12, 2020