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Covid relic

Objects, signs, rules, or behaviours created during Covid that are still hanging about years later, long after everyone mentally clocked out of the pandemic.

Usually found in workplaces, GP surgeries, shops, or at the back of someone’s brain.

Common examples include:

“Keep 2m distance” floor stickers that everyone now stands on

Faded “How to wash your hands for 20 seconds” posters (with diagrams like it’s rocket science)

Perspex screens protecting absolutely no one

Hand sanitiser stations containing liquid that smells like regret

Signs saying “Masks must be worn” while nobody is wearing one

A workplace notice board still hosting a faded A4 paper of “new Covid rules”, long dead but not yet buried
"I knew the place was badly run when the reception desk still had a Covid relic telling me to keep my distance from a woman coughing directly into my soul.”
by Wildlife Brambler December 16, 2025
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COVID isolation Serbian

Serbian COVID Isolation and Canadian CERB program,

= 12pk Corona, igloo cooler of smoked meat, and outdoor BB-Q

Source
Youtube compilation & internet meme
Tim Horton's
Covid isolation Serbian, I drink Corona, no COVID.
by Modern Women December 16, 2025
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Covid Rich

During a short period in U.S. history (2020-2021ish) when it was common place to see unlikely Unemployment Recipients (people who'd never worked or had money before) with thousands of dollars to their names, and not have any idea how or where to spend it.
Have I seen Junior lately? Man, I saw that fool last weekend playing Video Lottery like he was CoVid Rich!
by Jelly Jello January 25, 2025
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Covid brixton

The Most deadly person you’ll ever meet
by Covid brixton November 23, 2021
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Covid cult

The clowns who supported shutting down the economy and destroying small businesses over a flu. You can spot them now still wearing masks in 2023.
Did you see that guy at the mall? Still wearing a mask in 2023? Yeah he’s totally part of the Covid cult.
by WinoDaPoop June 12, 2023
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COVID-19

COVID-19 was a collusion of worldwide governments and plan of action to implant the citizens of the world with an identification mode.

The term, COVID-19, is actually a clandestine acronym initially coined by the W.H.O., which stands for "Covert Operation to Verify IDentification". The 19, is for the year they hatched the plan, 2019.

They plan was a moderate success, with nearly half of all citizens voluntarily opting for the inoculation of an unproven vaccine.

The reaction to the scare of the virus was a secondary study in human behavior to determine if the larger populus could pressure the non-conforming citizenry to comply through forced inequality favoring those who conformed. Those conformists include but is not limited to politicians, Hollywood elitists, and professional athletes.
Are you protected against COVID-19? If not, shame on you!
by SimonX February 28, 2023
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COVID cough drop

When you give a blow job and cough the cum all over
Sally gave Jack a blow job and still had lasting affects from COVID when he came in her mouth she coughed and the cum went everywhere. Jack then called what she did COVID cough drop because her COVID cough made cum drop everywhere.
by Angeleyed89 March 26, 2023
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