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California Faggot

When you are in any part of California for a short period of time and you’re being an absolute faggot.
“This Cali weather is so shaka brah
“Dude you are such a California Faggot”
by anonymous August 6, 2024
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The Internet Law of California

A common social media principle that states the following:

On any post or other social media content that has even the slightest reference or mention of California, it is guaranteed that at least 1 person will comment about how the state is a shithole.

These commenters are usually from those who aren't from California and/or have never visited. Or from people who have visited the big cities of California or those who are jealous.

Typically, these comments vary from the following categories:

- California being a liberal/blue state

- California being infested with homeless

- Californian is a communist state

Remarks usually remain within these 3.
*Instagram post of the USA map displaying favorite restaurants across the states*

connor_rowe84: California is a shithole

This is an example of the Internet Law of California
by cumvid June 19, 2021
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California Clit Cruncher

The act of taking a pair of pliers to rip off a woman’s clitoris, then blowing a large cloud of meth smoke in her asshole while shooting her family
Went to the bank today and the woman in line was being a bitch, so i gave her the california clit cruncher and she shut up really quickly
by BigCocobutterD May 1, 2019
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California Nevada

A game you play on your way to either California or Nevada. It’s pretty simple. Punch your friend, spouse, child, or whatever and say either California or Nevada when you are near state lines.
“Nevada!” “Ow! why did you hit me.” “We are playing California Nevada, Dipshit. It’s the point of the game
by McFizzLizz February 14, 2022
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California Shower Method

Jerking off in California so much that you pass out while taking a shower.
by oasp March 20, 2025
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California

Ahh Yes, Land Of White Tesla’s, Fire’s, Log Cabin’s That Sell Like Shit Selling For The Price Of A Luxury Villa In Virginia Probably, Angry Mom’s And Texas-Hater’s
“California Suck’s”
by Zaviro March 25, 2022
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Baja California

A really sweet guy with beautiful blue eyes looking up at the sky and deep into your souls at the same moment.
His eyes are Baja Californias🥺🥺🥺
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