passport bastard

undocumented person who joins the military to get citizenship

i hate those marines at mcas miramar, bunch of passport bastards

by Jaggerbou January 8, 2024

Cheekless Bastard

1) Someone who lacks cheeks.
2) Someone who's lack of convex skin on either side of their lips is replaced by stone-cold realness and an uncanny ability to cause other people's minds to become concave and introspective.
3) A person who's face is comprised of strong bones, full lips, a piercing glare, sharp ears, and a chin that is ALWAYS in check.
4) Someone so real, their realness is perceived as cheekiness.

"I want you to be honest with me because I am with you" said the Cheekless bastard

"Honesty is the best policy. To lie is a pest's priority." said the Cheekless bastard

"That Cheekless bastard is a fucking llamuffaguin."

by Not A. Lush October 13, 2011

Exercising Bastard Face

The look of red-faced, constipated anger that appears on normally quite quiet and placid people when exercising or playing sports.

Mrs Jones: Nevermind our Vinnie, Mavis. He’s like a little teddy bear off the pitch, that’s just his exercising bastard face.

by Fouloldron November 10, 2022

Double Bastard

The act of having two fathers at the same time that you he/she has never met

If you have a father and also a step father who have both left your mother before you were born, makes you a double bastard

by Audi0sl4v3 October 23, 2009

no spilling bastard

One who spills even just a little bit while pouring a shot

Steve called me a no spilling bastard when I spilled 2 drops after I poured us shots

by JeromeWheats September 14, 2021

Bastardic

Adjective describing ones physical appearance as large and intimidating.

God dam that paintbeast is Bastardic.

That is one bastardic man.
My truck is so god dam bastardic

by Dont even trip my boy! September 18, 2021

Baked Bastard

Someone whos really high on marijuana and its very obvious.

"Man jimmy was being a baked bastard yesterday".

by Doggedbast22 December 17, 2014