Bar Stool

1) A tall chair you sit on at a bar

2) A polite way of saying "Bastard"

Shurrup you Bar Stool!

by Iameverywhereyetno-whereatall November 12, 2010

Gay Bar!

A random word which you use to say when something sucks ass.

Burger-"I got 99.9 Percent on My maths test!"
Me-"I got, uuuuuh, 34 Percent"
Burger-"You dumbass."
Me-"Gay Bar!"
*Slight whack from Lisa*
Me-"OWWWWW, What did you do that for Bitch?"

by GirlSkater August 18, 2006

bar code

When a female or male has their nipples pierced vertically and their belly button pierced as well.

After I got my nipples pierced some started referring to me as Bar Code

by The Original Bar Code January 15, 2008

Clark Bar

An inbred animal with human features who has an extint smell that is used as a defense mechanism. If your to encounter such a beast DO NOT BREATH, the breath of one of these beasts is known to be very lethal. The way to spot on is by the caramel color and the freckers... may i tell you these clarks are very dangerous. They have knee slappers. STAY AWAY!

The Clark Bar is the worlds most dangerous predator and will stop at nothing to get dat money.

by Haywood Jablowmeee January 18, 2008

xandy bar

a term used to describe placing xanex pills into a candy bar and eating it. xanex+candy=xandy bar

Man im tired of blowin this shit, pass me a xandy bar.

by Romeo April 24, 2004

smartie bar

the use of the phrase "smartie bar" over textual message, almost like a sweet nothing whispered into one's ear. both seductive and enticing, its the ulitimate way to hook yourself up with a bomb sophomore. only used while strongly under the influence of alcohol.

"no, tell me the cross streets so i can get a better idea. gosh, you smartie bar."

by Parsnipey. March 6, 2009

Johnson Bar

a fictitious car part that, when broken, can generate sympathy and possible cash from an unsuspecting parent.

"Mom, my the Johnson Bar on my VW broke and I need $50.00"

"I'm broke and need some money to replace the Johnson Bar on my car...can I borrow $50.00?

by Norcalgal January 3, 2013