with a boner

a reply to just about any statement for humor or to loosen up an intense situation.

1.bob: I drunk coffee this morning

chuck: with a boner

2.tanner: I swear I am about to punch you in the face

random guy in the background: with a boner

tanner: (chuckles)...never mind

with a boner by the trevmeister November 15, 2011

pro-boner 

Doing something that seems charitable or altruistic, but is in fact done with the hope it will increase your chances of getting laid.

"John, you going to help at the charity auction?"

"Is Shelly going to be there?"

"Yeah."

"I could help out on a pro-boner basis."

pro-boner by Pope Vicious I September 4, 2011

Super Boner 

A condition where your penis becomes excessively swollen with blood during an erection. Signs of a super boner include: Pain, extra rigidity, increased shaft length and the inability to ejaculate. It has been rumored that the super boner increases stamina as well, but this has yet to be confirmed.

She gave me a super boner so bad it wouldn't go away all night. I still hurt bro.

Super Boner by Lil_Buddy December 2, 2009

dance boner 

The generation of a spontaneous erection generated from the friction generated from vigorous, shameless grinding.

"I totally popped a dance boner last night when I was grinding on Jenny."

dance boner by Cliff Thomas June 13, 2005

Bill Nye the Boner Guy 

there was this viagra commercial
the old dude looked like Bill Nye

Person A:Hey dude, guess what?
Person B:What?
Person A:I was watching a Viagra commercial and guess who i saw?
Person B:Who?
Person A:Bill Nye the Boner Guy

Bill Nye the Boner Guy by JakkoffTakeshit August 12, 2012

bhuna boner

The rather questionable arousal experienced when ingesting the finest of Indian cuisine (most commonly felt with bhuna).

'Did you enjoy your curry?'
'Fuck yeah, I got a bhuna boner!'

'Man this curry is just so ahhhhhhhh' *erect*

bhuna boner by legitcurry October 9, 2014

Power Boner 

When you have so much power that it goes to your head. And then it goes to your other head.

Person 1: I got promoted to manager at my job!
Person 2: Don't let it give you a power boner dude.

Power Boner by Justin Kimsin November 13, 2016