August 17th

my birthday bitch so send me 10 pounds i beg you

“it’s your birthday! here’s 10 pounds”

August 17th is the birthday of me

by TheBestCurryMuncher1012 April 23, 2023

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August 30th

Sate day everyone must praise the lord sate and be nice to him sate will accept any wish that shall be laid a pond his hands

George:Lord sate I wish I was popular
Sate:I have heard your wish George so I shall grant it

August 30th is the day that everyone shall praise Lord sate and ask for a wish and he shall grant it

by Deez2872377 August 28, 2022

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August 8

National drown your short friend

Oh look its the august 8, national drown your short friend day

by Fat alien whale August 7, 2022

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August 1

Happy National Girlfriends Day to all the girls out there!

Today is August 1 which is National Girlfriends Day.

by CaribbeanGyalis2.0 July 29, 2024

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august 11

slap your friend day

"YEAH! it august 11"
"oh no"

by booky shlooky October 28, 2020

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August 24th

Any girl shale send either a titty pic or booty pic to a man. It is his decision on which one he gets. If the women is kind enough she will send both.

Gf: baby it’s August 24th pic your photo
Bf: can I have both this time, please?
Gf: ofc baby anything for you

by MyLordAndSaviour August 24, 2022

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