The myth, the man, the coffee-powered machine that somehow stays tired. Tony El Chong Cuey is the guy who drinks triple espressos for breakfast, and still yawns through life like he's been on a 72-hour bender in Vegas. Despite caffeine having zero effect on him, he remains loyal to coffee because it's not about the energy-it's about the grind.
El Chong Cuey is fearless... Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee."
El Chong Cuey is fearless... Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee."
by Caffeine Crusher January 13, 2025
Get the Tony El Chong Cueymug. by Mindofakind November 18, 2023
Get the Tony luckmug. A chill ass dude, who is always straight boolin. He also dont give a fuck bout any hating ass dudes. He also has great music.
by Playboy Tony March 19, 2019
Get the playboy tonymug. An extremely handsome, caring guy. Amazing boyfriend material, loving and sweet. "Tonies" have great listening skills, and will lay around with you for hours. Will write sweet notes, and never forget an anniversary or birthday. Capable of making even the worst days better, and cute enough to kiss, a Tony is the best kind of guy.
As a friend, they are the most fun to be around. They know all the funniest YouTube videos, and are the best at every video game. Can talk about anything with them for hours, and never get bored. Very loyal, and always willing to help out.
A Tony is a very independent, strong-willed guy with a good head on his shoulders and a smile on his chiseled jawline.
As a friend, they are the most fun to be around. They know all the funniest YouTube videos, and are the best at every video game. Can talk about anything with them for hours, and never get bored. Very loyal, and always willing to help out.
A Tony is a very independent, strong-willed guy with a good head on his shoulders and a smile on his chiseled jawline.
Tonys annoying
by dumest kid ever March 12, 2020
Get the Tonymug. Amazing, funny, extremely flirtatious, nice, perfect body, almost always in a good mood. Tony is the best boyfriend. He is very attractive to all girls. Tony's are good at cheering people up and making them feel better. A Tony is confusing at some points. He will tell you he loves you, and then go to flirt with someone else. You will never find anyone who cares about you more, though.
Damn, that guy is amazing. He know's just what to say!" "What's his name?!" "Tony Jiminez." "I KNEW it. No wonder he sounds so perfect.
by Undisclosed Desire December 26, 2010
Get the Tony Jiminezmug. A middle aged man who spends his weekends cycling through the woods dressed in a santa suit.
Usually found in groups, the Tony's take great pleasure in public defecation.
Usually found in groups, the Tony's take great pleasure in public defecation.
by Spectrum dweller December 15, 2023
Get the Dirty Tonymug.