Jerking off with the non-dominant hand

V. To engage in the sexual act of "jerking off" with the hand that was not intended, by God, for that purpose.

Linked in case studies to the acquisition of carpal tunnel by exposing your "wanker" to odd angles of hand movement.

See also: Awkward masturbation techniques.
See also: The ouewwwwww face.

Andrew, upon getting home from school Wednesday, attempted to shag his dog with his left hand, which he had never used before. Having missed out on years of practiced stroking, the left hand was inconsistent, uncooperative, and altogether an awkward and unfortunate choice. Andrew has decided that there will be no more jerking off with the non-dominant hand ever again.

by Gee Twat December 30, 2009

PCJ a.k.a. Political Circle Jerk

PCJ meaning Political Circle Jerk is a term for use of describing an act of like minded individuals who are too sensitive to polar opinions, so they only engage in social interaction through a political circle jerk to get recognition by making stuff up with people who like mindedly and blindly believe in nonproven facts.

Oh Todd, is such a drag he only debates people who think like him.
Oh you mean his PCJ group.
PCJ?
PCJ a.k.a. Political Circle Jerk is where you only engage in deep conversations with like minded people to bolster your opinion

by Fifl February 17, 2021

wild turkey jerk off

When a guy jerks off intensely making Turkey noises and then cums on his girlfriend's back and sticks feathers to it

Me and my girlfriend might try a wild Turkey jerk off

by Kinkyp33nyborder July 8, 2015

stupid jerk ass tits face

a term used by someone who is so overcome with anger that all they can think of is a combination of profanity in the form of "stupid jerk ass tits face", mostly heard when something unexpected happens.

"hey dude" "hey what's up?" "i just slept with your mother and girlfriend all week while your were gone and got them pregnant." "what?!? you, you, you "stupid jerk ass tits face"!!!"

by Evildawg December 20, 2008

Jerk off your bf dick

Just give you bf a Jerk off for a while On Dec 15-20 in the class room or in the bathroom does not matter to me

Let me jerk off your bf dick

by dick booyyyy December 15, 2021

jerking off a whole assing horse

u take the pp of horse and suck it.

jerking off a whole assing horse is fun. i do it in my spare time.

by unteched March 20, 2021

national jerk off your homies day

on april 13, it's your time to jerk off your homies. 🍆✊🏿💦

grab dick of homie and go ham "yeah bro it's national jerk off your homies day"

by hahahimgay May 25, 2018