n. A large, family-sized dish consisting primarily of chopped dick. Usually served fresh, and thrown at a girl's face. Often garnished with diced tomato and Italian seasonings, depending on the girl. Salt is added to taste.
In culinary circles, also referred to simply as "CDS."
In culinary circles, also referred to simply as "CDS."
(at a bar, referring to a girl dancing like a total whore)
That girl dancing like a total whore is about to get a face full of Chopped Dick Salad. Watch this.
(proceeds to prepare the dish on the dance floor)
That girl dancing like a total whore is about to get a face full of Chopped Dick Salad. Watch this.
(proceeds to prepare the dish on the dance floor)
by Socra-dick Method June 11, 2010
Get the Chopped Dick Saladmug. by Babie Thug July 28, 2008
Get the SUCKING THE GLASS DICKmug. Not to be confused with a dick pic, a soft dick pic is a picture of a male's flaccid dick that is typically transmitted to a woman via sms or email. Women generally crave these soft dick pics and will typically perform fellatio on the male who transmitted the pictures the next time the two come in to contact.
(Insert Female Name #1) "Some guy that calls himself Creepy Steve just sent me a Soft Dick Pic."
(Insert Female Name #2) "Wow, that is awesome! I'm so jealous. Soft dick pics are the ultimate bro move!"
(Insert Female Name #1) "I know. I'm totally going to blow him the next time I see him!"
(Insert Female Name #2) "Totally"
(Insert Female Name #2) "Wow, that is awesome! I'm so jealous. Soft dick pics are the ultimate bro move!"
(Insert Female Name #1) "I know. I'm totally going to blow him the next time I see him!"
(Insert Female Name #2) "Totally"
by Creepy Steve October 16, 2012
Get the Soft Dick Picmug. A term commonly used by soldiers in the US Army for when some thing doesn't meet the standards or is in disarray.
Drill Sergeant- "Privates this barracks looks like straight up trash dick, FRONT LEANING REST POSITION MOVE!"
by Jburns September 14, 2012
Get the Trash Dickmug. Like a Soup kitchen, A Dick kitchen is dedicated to the altering and preparing of dicks. Also used to denote that the offendee is in fact a dick.
by roofy November 26, 2004
Get the dick kitchenmug. A person that is down for anything no matter how dirty it gets. Has a grizzly attitude with poor hygiene. As low has you can go type shit
Yo that kid is a straight dirty dick nigga, how he gonna get grizzley like that.
Your team got dirty dicked this weekend.
Your team got dirty dicked this weekend.
by gully4real January 4, 2008
Get the dirty dick niggamug. im sorry i don't know how to tell you this but you have a small one....
there is no other way to put this but you wont be able to satisfy with that child of a unit... just keep it in your pants as its just sad the amount of confidence your schlong has ......
im sorry grace.
there is no other way to put this but you wont be able to satisfy with that child of a unit... just keep it in your pants as its just sad the amount of confidence your schlong has ......
im sorry grace.
by graceurppsmoll March 17, 2020
Get the your dick is smallmug.