You, Me

When you and your bro go to the gas station to get some sushi...

You, me, gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course! UH OH! There was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer. We're surrounded by fish, HORNY FISH. Y'know what that means... Fish orgy! The stench drives in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight, bear handed, bear... NAKED!? OH YES PLEASE. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl. Then we ride it into a Chuck E Cheese. DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION. Revolution? Overthrow the government? UH, I THINK SO. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, WHITE OUT (which I didn't know you could do...) Then I smoked a joint, GREENED OUT, turned into the sun. UH OH, looks like the METH is kickin' in. seizure noises

by whoingodsnamecaresanymore December 11, 2023

love you up

Phrase used to describe a desire to fornication with a younger adult of the same gender, simply to try to convince them they need to read a self help book.

I'm not trying to belittle you. I'm trying to love you up.

by CellusMan December 2, 2020

You ol bamma ass nigga

A term St Louis used to use them DC and DMV stole it and claimed it as there's

You ol bamma ass nigga

by Onelovee1998 June 1, 2023

hear you

another saying for “hear my man” but a shorter version come on its not that hard to put together...

friend: “ah you breath stinks bro”

you: “hear youuu”

by Nyla-rose April 5, 2021

If that's what you believe then shoot me

During the end of the spec ops, the line campaign John Konrad said this

No everything all of this it was your fault - Captain walker
If that's what you believe then shoot me- John Konrad

by Smart words sussybaka January 10, 2022

You

Your a idiot

Your a idiot

by You idiot May 16, 2021

You

up and the down up up down and the hero we up up up up up up down down down down down down left right make it left to the right and to the back to the back to the back to the back to the back.

''Can you please accept this definition UWU?''
''You: yes yes yes''

by heretoraidanddestroy September 29, 2020