hey girl i mean they

how to greet your nonbinary friend

“hey man it’s nice to see you”

“hey girl i mean they”

by kubiks April 19, 2024

5 Star girl

exactly like the word says. a girl so perfect in every way that under a "rating", she would be given 5 stars.
A checklist as follows:
-LOOKS (ex. cute smile, killer body, & pretty face.)
-PERSONALITY (ex. assertive but kind-hearted & fun loving.)
-GOALS (ex. reasonable hopes & desires that put good skills to good use.)
-INTELLIGENCE (ex. has an average IQ of 100 & above)

Megan Fox would be a 5 star girl minus the toe thumbs and so would Tyra Banks minus the forehead.

by 5 sta June 30, 2023

Material girl

Synonymous with typical brown boys who spend weekends attending to cars they can't afford and car shows, racking up credit card debt they don't quite understand how to pay for, and getting intimated by women who have their lives put together.

Bilal is such a material girl, he shops at Armani and drives around in a car his parents pay for.

by Zoboomafoo123 March 30, 2022

VSCO Girl

A basic bitch of a white girl, or alternatively, a rapidly increasing subspecies of the basic girl. Commonly associated with the phrases "and I oop!" and "sksksks". Can be seen wearing scrunchys, oversised shirts, shorts (usually ones that cannot be seen, due to it being covered by the large shirt), a shell choker, and Vans, or Birks shoes, or crocs. Can also be seen holding a hydroflask, at least 99.9% of the time. Favorite car is often a jeep. And of course, uses the app VSCO.

VSCO Girl: "And I oop! Sksksksksksksksk!"
Me (and everyone else): SHUT UP!!!!11!!!!!11!!1!

by DeltaGamerAlt September 24, 2019

girl funny

Girl funny is a light-hearted term used to describe a particular sense of humor characterized by wit, charm, and a playful approach to everyday situations. It often involves clever wordplay, humorous observations, or a comedic spin on common experiences. While the term includes "girl" in its name, it's important to note that humor is subjective and not limited by gender. "Girl funny" embraces a style of humor that resonates with a broad audience, showcasing the creativity and levity found in everyday life.

Girl funny" may debatably be likened to the female equivalent of Yogi-isms or Yogi Berra’s “aphorisms.”

by gregoreo23 November 13, 2023

Mom girl

A Mom who secretly wants her kid to be gay, steals from people, and destroy those who mess with her.

Timmy: Matthew’s Mom a Mom girl. Her son is gonna become a criminal someday because his Mom wanted him to be gay, and she steals from people.

by LinkxPeach December 23, 2022

GIRL YES

girl yes comments are a type of disturbing comments that were made by floptok, people that worship jiafei, cupcakke, etc. GIRL YESS! comment are very disturbing but also very aesthetic and good for your mental health. Us floptropican people take pride in our girl yes comments. and you should too. GIRL YES!!!! 😍😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰🥰💋💋💋😘😘😘🍑🍑 I WAS SCAPING MY POSAY ON CONCRETE IN FRONT OF MY GRANDPARENTS 🍑🍑🍑😘😘😍🥰🥰💋💋🍑🍑🍑💅💅💅🥑🥑🥰🥰🫃🫃🫃THEN MY GRANDMA JOINED AND SHE SQUIRTED ALL OVER ME 🌊🌊🌊🌊🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍💋💋💋🍑🍑🍑💅💅💅😍😍🥰 AND THEN MY GRANDPA SHOWED ME HIS DEEK AND THEN STARTED FINGERING ME AND MY GRANDMA 🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰🥰🥰😍🥰🥰😍😍😍💋💋💋💋💋😘😘😘😘😘🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆😍😍😍😍😍

GIRL YES!!! 🥰🥰😍🥰🥰😍😍😍🥰💋💋💋💋😘😘😘😍🥰🥰🥰😍😍 MY BROTHER WAS USING A CU(CUM)BER AS A DILDO AT 6:09 AM 😍😍😍🥰💋💋💋😍🥰💅💅💅💅💋💋😘😘🥰🥰💋🍑🍑🍑🍑💋💋🥰🥰😘🍆🍆🍆🍆🥰🥰💋🥒🥒🥒🥰🥰😍😍🥰 THEN HE SAW ME AND HE STARTED CUMMING ALL OVER OUR FISH 😘😋😋😋😍🥑🥰🥑🥑😍😍😍🥑🥑😍😍🥰🥰🥰💋💋💋💅😍💅💅💅🫃🫃🥰🥰🥰🥰🐟🐟 THEN THE FISH BECAME HORNKEE AND HE CUMMED ALL OVER BOTH OF US 🐟🐟😍🥰🥰😍😍🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛😍🥰🥰😍🥰🥰🥰🥰THEN WE BOTH STARTED DEEPTHROATING HIS DEEK AND WE BOTH CUMMED AT THE SAME TIME 🥰😍😍🥛😍🥰🥛🥛🥛🥰🥰🥛🥛😍😍😍🍆🥰🍑🍑😍🍆😍😍

floptoker: GIRL YES! 😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ I WAS KICKING SOME RANDOM PREGNANT WOMAN 🫃AND SUDDENLY HER WATER BROKE AND IT SQUIRTED AT ME WITH MAXIMUM VELOCITY AND HIGH VOLTAGE ⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡💦💦💦💧💧I STARTED DRINKING AND LICKING IT 🫃🫃🫃🫃AND IT WAS SO GOOD I START CUMMING 💦💦💦 AND SCRUBBING MY HARD DICK 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆I WAS CUMMING SO HARD THAT MY DICK EXPLODED AND THE BABY CAME OUT AND STARTED TWERKING 😍😍😍😍❤️❤️💧💧💧💦💦💦🌈🌈🌈🖖🏾🖖🏾🖖🏾🖖🏾🖖🏾🖖🏾

by posayscratcher September 20, 2023